Kjahnke812 's definitions

Indian reservation

When you made a reservation at a restaurant but when you get there they have given it away to someone else.

Apparently the hostess made ours an Indian reservation.

by Kjahnke812 October 2, 2025

Snowrming

A motherfucking snow storm, a blizzard.

Today I coined the phrase snowrming

by Kjahnke812 December 23, 2022

flabberASSted

When a booty is so fine it flabbergast you.

That booty on her left me flabberASSted.

by Kjahnke812 January 10, 2022

Budship

Friend that's only your friend because you both smoke weed.

I think this is the start of a beautiful budship.

by Kjahnke812 September 24, 2021

Footles

Handles on the bottom of doors that let you open the door with a foot.

Thornton's gas station is the first place I saw footles in use.

by Kjahnke812 July 16, 2021

Techtriarch

Head of your family's tech support.

After transferring my parents over to their new smart phones I realized I was the techtriarch of the family.

by Kjahnke812 January 7, 2021

Spamdemic

A sudden influx of spam emails flooding your inbox.

This virus pandemic has triggered a spamdemic of malicious emails.

by Kjahnke812 April 12, 2020