Kjahnke812 's definitions

Snowrming

A motherfucking snow storm, a blizzard.

Today I coined the phrase snowrming

by Kjahnke812 December 23, 2022

Spamdemic

A sudden influx of spam emails flooding your inbox.

This virus pandemic has triggered a spamdemic of malicious emails.

by Kjahnke812 April 12, 2020

Footles

Handles on the bottom of doors that let you open the door with a foot.

Thornton's gas station is the first place I saw footles in use.

by Kjahnke812 July 16, 2021

flabberASSted

When a booty is so fine it flabbergast you.

That booty on her left me flabberASSted.

by Kjahnke812 January 10, 2022

Techucate

Educating a person on technology they are unfamiliar with.

"I had to techucate my mom on how find a car for sale in her area on Craigslist."

by Kjahnke812 June 25, 2016

Allahoween

Muslim Halloween.

Muhammad was Osama Bin Laden this year for Allahoween.

by Kjahnke812 December 26, 2016

Goodness grossness

An exclamation of surprise when seeing something disgusting.

I explained, "Goodness grossness!" when the rather large when bent over and her phone peaked out.

by Kjahnke812 July 18, 2017