Kjahnke812 's definitions

Techucate

Educating a person on technology they are unfamiliar with.

"I had to techucate my mom on how find a car for sale in her area on Craigslist."

by Kjahnke812 June 25, 2016

Goodness grossness

An exclamation of surprise when seeing something disgusting.

I explained, "Goodness grossness!" when the rather large when bent over and her phone peaked out.

by Kjahnke812 July 18, 2017

Allahoween

Muslim Halloween.

Muhammad was Osama Bin Laden this year for Allahoween.

by Kjahnke812 December 26, 2016

Highired

Being high on marijuana and extremely tired simultaneously.

I'm so fucking highired from work and this dro.

by Kjahnke812 January 13, 2017

Tossing Fruit salad

One man tossing another man's salad. Gay men eating ass.

Jim loves tossing fruit salad before sex.

by Kjahnke812 January 13, 2017

Canadian walkabout

Long hike or camping trip with no amenities.

Dude on PBS documentary was on Canadian walkabout following moose.

by Kjahnke812 January 18, 2017

Spamdemic

A sudden influx of spam emails flooding your inbox.

This virus pandemic has triggered a spamdemic of malicious emails.

by Kjahnke812 April 12, 2020