Definitions by Kjahnke812

Indian reservation 

When you made a reservation at a restaurant but when you get there they have given it away to someone else.

Apparently the hostess made ours an Indian reservation.

Indian reservation by Kjahnke812 October 2, 2025

Snowrming 

A motherfucking snow storm, a blizzard.

Today I coined the phrase snowrming

Snowrming by Kjahnke812 December 23, 2022

flabberASSted 

When a booty is so fine it flabbergast you.

That booty on her left me flabberASSted.

flabberASSted by Kjahnke812 January 10, 2022

Budship 

Friend that's only your friend because you both smoke weed.

I think this is the start of a beautiful budship.

Budship by Kjahnke812 September 24, 2021

Footles 

Handles on the bottom of doors that let you open the door with a foot.

Thornton's gas station is the first place I saw footles in use.

Footles by Kjahnke812 July 16, 2021

Techtriarch 

Head of your family's tech support.

After transferring my parents over to their new smart phones I realized I was the techtriarch of the family.

Techtriarch by Kjahnke812 January 7, 2021

Spamdemic 

A sudden influx of spam emails flooding your inbox.

This virus pandemic has triggered a spamdemic of malicious emails.

Spamdemic by Kjahnke812 April 12, 2020