Kingdom Miracle's definitions

Fake

Someone who wants to be a certain stereotype but can't achieve it.

He is a fake boomer. He just wants to mow his lawn but is just so lazy.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Pepto-Blando

This stereotype is just average. The best comparison is in the Lego Movie where they go inside Emmet's mind and Wildstyle says something like "There is nothing in here!" And that is the same for Pepto-Blando. They pay attention so well in class because there is just nothing shooting in the back of their mind. They rarely have any original thoughts, whatever they say just feels empty "Follow your dreams!" "Your beautiful just the way you are!" And they just believe everything any teacher says pretty much. They require a hive mind of average people just to think properly, a sensory comparison would be eating plain flour, flour is used in cookies which are interesting. But flour is plain and boring, not to mention bland.

All the pepto-blandos in class litterally drool on the floor during the lesson. Are they literally so smart because of how braindead they are? This teacher is not interesting in the slightest.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Poopy Towel

Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)

That Jorgan is sure a poopy towel. I wish he would just get some excercise and shut up.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Biker Guy

Biker Guy is a broad term referring to a range of individuals who usually are middle-aged and seem to hold something against younger generations and especially ruin outside activities due to paranoia. Biker guy enjoys washing his car on his driveway and his wife is very nice. They still have a CRT TV; boomer but younger, usually enjoys outdoor activities.

I saw biker guy outside the store today, he said I need more exercise.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Edgy Ball

They typically gel their hair to the side, and always have some sort of "practice". They wear usually black name brand shoe clothing and say things like "You haven't done _____, that's sad!" or "Oh my gosh so DUMB!". Edgy balls can be exceptional complainers at times. They go hand in hand with Ball and Emo.

That Isiah is sure an Edgy Ball! He expects me to let him copy my homework when he does not let me copy his?

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Dead Wood

Someone who has had enough kids to suck all the humanity out of them, they spend their pitiful existence sitting at the public pool watching their army of children having fun while the parent sits suffering with the thought that they need to drive their kids to ten different sport practices at the same time. In summary, this stereotype is a parent who creates enough stress/busy work for themselves that they eventually turn into a husk of what they used to be before they where married. And the kids get zero attention and turn into little monsters due to neglect from attention desperately trying to be spread evenly across all the kids while balancing a mountain full of busy work

I was at the pool the other day and a big Dead Wood family came rolling in and they had the blandest look on their faces!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Weeb

Obsessed with anime, dye their hair crazy colors, and only draw wolves/hands/eyes and nothing else. And Weeb can go hand and hand with basic in some cases.

Why are there so many weebs around here? Anime is literal trash and they know it.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020