Definitions by Kingdom Miracle

Fake 

Someone who wants to be a certain stereotype but can't achieve it.

He is a fake boomer. He just wants to mow his lawn but is just so lazy.

Fake by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Thot 

Internet slut, typically on Instagram.

So many thots. I literally hate instagram.

Thot by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Dead Wood 

Someone who has had enough kids to suck all the humanity out of them, they spend their pitiful existence sitting at the public pool watching their army of children having fun while the parent sits suffering with the thought that they need to drive their kids to ten different sport practices at the same time. In summary, this stereotype is a parent who creates enough stress/busy work for themselves that they eventually turn into a husk of what they used to be before they where married. And the kids get zero attention and turn into little monsters due to neglect from attention desperately trying to be spread evenly across all the kids while balancing a mountain full of busy work

I was at the pool the other day and a big Dead Wood family came rolling in and they had the blandest look on their faces!

Dead Wood by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Starch 

A starch is someone that has not yet been assigned a classification. They either are so unique that you cannot possibly classify them, or you just have not figured out a classification for them yet. In summary this stereotype is the same as ramen, but without the "good" part in it.

I have no way to categorize him. For now, he is a starch.

Starch by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Loudmouth 

That one kid who thinks you care, but you don't. This kid also shouts out during class constantly. Overall just needs to shut up.

That Jake is sure a Loudmouth. Why won't he just shut up for once in his life.

Loudmouth by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Ramen 

Affiliation with no stereotype, or if there is an affiliation it is not in a negative sense.

He is a Ramen. And for that he has earned my respect.

Ramen by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Soft-Head 

Always cry when an animal is killed in Minecraft, think dogs are scary, think snakes are slimy, always cry for exceptionally dumb things. Generally not very resilient and very fragile.

My sister is a real Soft-Head. She literally balled her head off when I beat her in Mario Kart Wii. And the worst part is that she is 12 whole years old!

Soft-Head by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020