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The 3 days of darkness 

Prepare for the end is near

The 3 days of Darkness is close
Its a Worldwide Blackout starting at 12 PM
The 3 days of darkness is near, prepare for the end is near!!

Meretricious 

Tawdrily and falsely attractive; superficially significant. Don’t confuse this one with delicious.

Tidbit from Merriam-Webster: “Meretricious can be traced back to the Latin verb merere, meaning ‘to earn, gain, or deserve.’ It shares this origin with a small group of other English words, including ‘merit, meritorious, and emeritus.’ But, while these words can suggest some degree of honor or esteem, ‘meretricious’ is used to suggest pretense, insincerity, and cheap or tawdry ornamentation.”
Ohhh wow its so meretricious
To beat vigorously (think: thrash); to attack or excite vigorously (think: goad). It comes from a Middle English word that means “to bind tightly.” Yerk is also in the bottom 40% of word popularity. Poor yerk.
O ho hooo biotch imma yerk the shit outta u

Defenestration 

The action of throwing someone out of a window; the action of dismissing someone from a position of power or authority. It’s Latin and is devised by putting “de-” (down from) with “fenestra” (window).
That defenestration was SICKKKKK

Ereyesterday 

The day before yesterday. Finally someone found the other word we’ve all been looking for.
Ereyesterday I went out with my girlfriend

Overmorrow 

The day after or following tomorrow. Finally someone found the word we’ve all been looking for.
Overmorrow's my birthday
Jamaica (/dʒəˈmeɪkə/ (About this soundlisten)) is an island country situated in the Caribbean Sea. Spanning 10,990 square kilometres (4,240 sq mi) in area, it is the third-largest island of the Greater Antilles and the Caribbean (after Cuba and Hispaniola).11 Jamaica lies about 145 kilometres (90 mi) south of Cuba, and 191 kilometres (119 mi) west of Hispaniola (the island containing the countries of Haiti and the Dominican Republic); the British Overseas Territory of the Cayman Islands lies some 215 kilometres (134 mi) to the north-west.

Jamaica
Flag of Jamaica
Flag
Coat of arms of Jamaica
Coat of arms
Motto: "Out of Many, One People"
Anthem: "Jamaica, Land We Love"
Royal anthem: "God Save the Queen"
Location of Jamaica
Capital
and largest city
Kingston
17°58′17″N 76°47′35″W
Official languages
English
National language
Jamaican Patois (de facto)
Ethnic groups (20113)
92.1% Afro-Jamaicans
(incl. 25% mixed Irish Jamaican)12
6.1% Mixed
0.8% Indian
0.4% Other
0.7% Unspecified
Religion
68.9% Christian4
21.3% None
6.5% Other
(including African diaspora religions, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhism, and Jews)
2.3% Not stated
1.1% Rastafarian
Demonym(s)
Jamaican
Government
I was born and raised in Jamaica