4 definitions by King albert III

To vampire is to hire an albino and make them bite a friend og family member, then after a few days you start putting a little bit of molly in their food at night, the they will start craving the night, and if all goes well the will think they are a vampire and bite someone.
I vampiered my sister a few days ago.

I am going to vampire my friend.
by King albert III February 27, 2023
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A wet, greasy sandwich, that turns on all the hobos
guy 1: did the hobo get his moñjøø?

guy 2: yes the hobo did indeed get his moñjøø.
by King albert III October 6, 2023
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The keeper of children in his basement, and prison wallet.

besides the keeping of children, he is also very gay and enjoys having alot of coitus with men.
guy 1: Have you seen Zach?
guy 2: That guy who likes to keep children up his prison wallet and is also really gay?
guy 1: Yea that guy.
by King albert III October 6, 2023
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