King Mob's definitions

shitmonkey

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.

1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."

by King Mob May 20, 2004

Macrobate (v.)

To rely excessively on macros to do your work for you, often at the expense of common sense. (see also, macrobation, macrobater).

"Rudy, you really should stop macrobating; you'll go blind."

by King Mob June 10, 2004

aromatize

(v.) To seduce or romance.

"I was trying to aromatize you."

by King Mob May 25, 2004

Zalewski

1. (v.) To repeatedly and pointlessly spam a group of people in a network with information that they already have.

2. (n.) A spam campaign to a group of recipients within a network with information they already have.

1. "I'm going to zalewski the hell out of this memo."

"Man, I got zalewskied something fierce the other day."

2. "Don't pull a zalewski, or they'll come after you with pitchforks and torches."

by King Mob June 10, 2004

Buick

(n.) Willfully stupid and/or ignorant person.

"Why else would he vote for Bush? Cuz he's a Buick, that's why."

by King Mob October 18, 2004