13 definition by King Koconino

One that is almost fat but not fat yet.
Me “ oh my gosh that guy is faaaaat!!!!”
Grandma “ no honey that’s mean he is not fat...... he’s just heavy duty”
by King Koconino April 06, 2020

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A really smart Mexican that makes you think he is dumb until you get to know him.
Pablo “ what is 1 + 1”
Me “ 2”
Pablo “ well actually the quantum theorem proves that 1 is actually Equal to 1.0900010110191910 so 1+1 is 1.019273836372918272820283.”
by King Koconino April 06, 2020

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A really really chunky virus that everyone respects so little they flock to the beaches.
Pablo “Oh no a global pandemic caused by Covid-19”
Sanchez “Want to go to the beach with 20 other people”
Pablo “Absolutely”
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by King Koconino April 11, 2020

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The best game of all time. If you don’t think so your wrong.
Do you want to play Rocket League.
DOES A PRO Air dribble
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by King Koconino July 01, 2020

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A way to help controller players aim. Aim Assist is extremely controversial. Pc players think it is overpowered and it turns out it barely works at all. Controller players say it doesn’t exist.
Pc player. “Controller player Controller player, he has aim assist”
Everyone else “ what aim assist”
Controller player (turns aim assist off) ends up being absolute garbage
Pc player “ proof proof”
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by King Koconino April 05, 2020

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Mexican Lives Matter!!!!!
Protester “M.L.M........M.L.M...”
Random dude “ What does that mean”
Protester “Mexican lives matter duuug”
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by King Koconino July 01, 2020

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