King Koconino's definitions

Ming Ling

The second most powerful person on earth right after Pablo Sanchez.

“It’s Pablo Sanchez here to save the day”

“ oh wait no it’s just Ming Ling”
“Oh it’s MING LING!”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020

big mama Cam

A very large noon-duty/Procter with the name cam.

“Ms.Cam is so mean”
“You mean big mama CAM”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020

Covid-19

A really really chunky virus that everyone respects so little they flock to the beaches.

Pablo “Oh no a global pandemic caused by Covid-19”
Sanchez “Want to go to the beach with 20 other people”
Pablo “Absolutely”

by King Koconino April 11, 2020

Flamejackson

Flamejackson is a really good controller player that gets every dub.

Random dude “ Flamejackson is my hero”
Flamejackson “ yo”
Random dude “I have been blessed a thousand times”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020

Kahoot Hacks

What you search in class to annoy your teacher by crashing Kahoot every time she opens it.

Teacher “ who is spamming kahoot”
(Kahoot crashes)
You “ bro I am using Kahoot hacks”
Teacher (screaming) “aaaaaahhhhhhhh”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020

Pablo

A really smart Mexican that makes you think he is dumb until you get to know him.

Pablo “ what is 1 + 1”
Me “ 2”
Pablo “ well actually the quantum theorem proves that 1 is actually Equal to 1.0900010110191910 so 1+1 is 1.019273836372918272820283.”

by King Koconino April 6, 2020

Cloud Bread

An abomination of life and everything

“ what is that disgusting piece of nothing”
“Oh that’s Cloud Bread”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020