King Glans's definitions

glans dam

For males, the toilet paper you use to protect the head of your penis from a foreign toilet seat while seated.

I know you had to use a glans dam in that nasty ass bathroom.

by King Glans August 15, 2011

scrotational pull

When the size of a man's penis causes women to be attracted to him.

I saw Johnson's junk in the shower at the gym yesterday. He must have some serious scrotational pull.

by King Glans June 22, 2012