King Glans's definitions

scrotational pull

When the size of a man's penis causes women to be attracted to him.

I saw Johnson's junk in the shower at the gym yesterday. He must have some serious scrotational pull.

by King Glans June 22, 2012

glans dam

For males, the toilet paper you use to protect the head of your penis from a foreign toilet seat while seated.

I know you had to use a glans dam in that nasty ass bathroom.

by King Glans August 15, 2011