Definitions by King Drax

Text coward 

A person who is such a wuss that he can only act all bolshie and tough by text message, but not by phone and most certainly not face-to-face

He's having a go at me by text message again. What a text coward!

Text coward by King Drax October 29, 2012

B.O.dorant 

A deodorant that makes you smell worse than if you hadn't used it

Hoo, your husband smells pretty ripe today!
Well, he used something this morning....perhaps it's a new B.O.dorant he's got or something?

B.O.dorant by King Drax December 13, 2010

Blowing SuperChunks 

Vomiting up something that looks like dog food.

Kind of like being sick normally, but when examined it's full of meaty chunks. And probably marrowbone jelly.

Named after the eponymous dogfood brand.

Jeez, Dude, I don't know what I ate last night but I was blowing SuperChunks until the early hours!

Blowing SuperChunks by King Drax November 26, 2010

Brown-Tack 

An unpleasant, sticky brown substance used to glue leaves, grit and grass clippings to the underside of someone's shoe. Like its blue-coloured namesake, it is most easily picked up, (sadly only by conscientious dog owners), by rolling another piece of brown-tack from the same pile over it. Dog dirt.

Hey, buddy, what's that smell? Dang, someone must have stood in some brown-tack!

Brown-Tack by King Drax July 24, 2010

Craptop

A type of computer which is being used while seated on the throne in the thunderbox. See also squat and surf.

MSN posting: "No, I have the webcam switched off; I'm using my craptop..."

Craptop by King Drax May 30, 2010

Mexican Tourette 

An after-dinner game where diners take it in turns to shout out swear words, in clockwise order around the table. Similar to a 'Mexican Wave' at sports events, but using swear-words instead of standing up.

(at dinner party) Bob: Mexican Tourette! Bastard!
Mike: Shit!
Celia: Twat!
Linda: Wanker!
Bob: Asshole!

etc...repeat ad nauseam....

Mexican Tourette by King Drax March 26, 2010