Definitions by Kimberly Clark

Oprahgasm

The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of Oprah excitation, usually by screaming Oprah Winfrey Show audience members, but sometimes home-viewers as well.

We tuned into Oprah's Favorite Things episode simply to witness the multiple Oprahgasms.

Oprahgasm by Kimberly Clark May 7, 2009

Urine Heaven 

A lesser-known 1970-1980 video title featuring golden showers.

I was shocked to find Urine Heaven among Martha's private VHS collection.

Urine Heaven by Kimberly Clark May 30, 2008

Hembree Hosedown 

An event immediately following a Cleveland Steamer when the "Steamed on" party is laid down outdoors and hosed off by being urinated on.

Mark and Dave giggled in the backyard as they followed up a Cleveland Steamer with a Hembree Hosedown.

Hembree Hosedown by Kimberly Clark May 28, 2008