Kim Mitten's definitions

Traffic Teasing

When curb crawling, stopping but then pulling off very slowly whenever someone approaches drive forward slowly therefore teasing them into catching up.

Did you pick up any hookers tonight?
No I was just traffic teasing.

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

The Masters Chair

A multiple homosexual sex act in which one man sqauts on anothers penis with many others looking on.

Man 1: Come and take a seat on The Masters Chair.
Man 2: Why Not.

by Kim Mitten July 20, 2008

Dirty Burger

When soiling yourself and the resulting fecal matter is smeared over the crack of the buttocks. Fetishized by some as sexual practice.

'Oh god I ran so hard for the bus I got a dirty burger.'
' I paid her £50 for a dirty burger'

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

Boom chicka Wah Wah

A sexual practice, one partner takes a shit on the others stomach (Boom) the male partner then slaps the penis in the shit (Chicka) before proceeding to rub the penis under their partners nose (Wah Wah)

I had to shower after my ex-boyfriend decided to Boom Chicka Wah Wah

by Kim Mitten March 29, 2007

Dirty Clown

Someone who gets sexual pleasure from a partners dirty burger.

I had a dirty burger and Simon lapped it up, he's such a dirty clown.

by Kim Mitten April 19, 2007