Killing Kittens's definitions

pentacle

1. A symbol of importance to the science of witchcraft and the religion of paganism.

2. A fashion statement of teenagers who want attention.

Those who know the true power of the pentacle don't wear it casually.

by Killing Kittens May 20, 2004

science fiction

A genre of naturalistic fantasy that usually has no basis whatsoever in scientific fact.

'Star Wars' is not science fiction; it's a big dumb fantasy movie about space wizards. 'The Matrix' is not science ficiton either; it's a comic book action movie with a pretentious pseudo-philosophy thrown in. What then, constitutes science fiction? A piece that actually cares about the plausibility of its ideas; a rarified sub-set of literature and cinema to be certain.

by Killing Kittens June 2, 2004

Stalker

Anyone who has an intense interest in another person. Could encompass a wide variety of people; ranging from the innocent and idealistic to the homocidal, but in our cynical society such people are generally thought of as dangerous, especially if they are socially inept.

See instead hopeless romantic.

The stalker did not think of himself as such until she told him to fuck off.

by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005

bisexual

In Roman times, the average man. In modern times, the average woman.

"I had a sense that Gudeau might bat from both sides of the plate." --ettercap

by Killing Kittens June 20, 2004

fact

That which is founded in truth.

Just don't look up my definition of "truth", that's all I ask!

by Killing Kittens June 11, 2004

dinosaurs

I sincerely hope Phrigajiblenophip's definition was a joke.

See my definition of 'Dinosaur' and ByThorsBeard's definition of 'Scale of Dinosaurs'.

Alarmingly, a recent poll showed that 51% of Americans believe that dinosaurs and early man lived at the same time.

by Killing Kittens October 26, 2004

Hope

The delusion that your situation is not as objectively bad as it is.

Hope is the fruitless denial of the more realistic pessimism.

by Killing Kittens January 17, 2005