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clothes

Gavin dry-humped Roberta on the bus. Since they both wore clothes, copulation was avoided.
by Killing Kittens November 4, 2006
mugGet the clothesmug.

Correlation

A statistic that means a lot less than you think it does, but is useful in arguments if you want to sound right.
There is a correlation between ice cream sales and drowning. Therefore, the consumption of ice cream should be considered a public danger.
by Killing Kittens May 19, 2009
mugGet the Correlationmug.

truth

That which is based on fact.
Actually, now that I think about it, what is true is not necessarily factual.
by Killing Kittens June 11, 2004
mugGet the truthmug.

tattoo

Facial tattoos always work out REALLY well.
by Killing Kittens November 29, 2006
mugGet the tattoomug.

African-American

A term commonly used to refer to American blacks, who by now are no more african than any other american.
"Now they're calling us African Americans," said Bill Cosby, "We used to be black."
by Killing Kittens October 24, 2004
mugGet the African-Americanmug.

Relativism

Everything is relative. This means that all belief systems are equally true, except for Christianity and anything remotely pro-western or pro-American.

Also, since relativism holds that there is no center of truth, it is a perfectly valid opinion to say that "Plan 9 From Outer Space" is a better movie than "Citizen Kane", because my opinion is just as valid as yours, even when I don't bother to back it up.
by Killing Kittens December 7, 2006
mugGet the Relativismmug.

wife

A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.
Winnie was Adolph's wife.
by Killing Kittens March 6, 2005
mugGet the wifemug.

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