116 definitions by Killing Kittens

I sincerely hope Phrigajiblenophip's definition was a joke.

See my definition of 'Dinosaur' and ByThorsBeard's definition of 'Scale of Dinosaurs'.
Alarmingly, a recent poll showed that 51% of Americans believe that dinosaurs and early man lived at the same time.
by Killing Kittens October 26, 2004
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What you see that you don't like when you look in the mirror.
Truth is the most offensive thing of all.
by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004
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The state of having the same beliefs and perceptions as you, or being succeptible to their influence.
I'm looking to meet open-minded people, but only if they believe X, Y, and Z.
by Killing Kittens September 09, 2006
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1. A caricature of the Incredible Hulk with an over-large head, giant-sized tusks and muscled limbs so disproportionately thick he can't move them. He usually carries an obscenely large axe, and sometimes wears a silly horned Brunhilda helmet for good measure. His jaws are always agape in a permanent moronic grimace so we can see his yellowed tusks, but how he manages to close his mouth remains a mystery.

2. In the 1st and 2nd edition D&D game, a race of warlike humanoids with porcine snouts who are closely related to humans and can interbreed with them.

3. In J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-Earth, a race of creatures that were once elves, but have been corrupted by the dark powers of Morgoth and serve Sauron and Sauroman during the war of the ring. They were, in a sense, Tolkien's critique of industrial warfare. Also known as "goblins".

I play as an orc so I can take advantage of starting off with a 20 Strength as a 1st level barbarian with my Hackmaster +12.
by Killing Kittens July 17, 2006
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"Originality is the art of concealing your source." --Franklin P. Jones
Hey, at least I acknowledged mine!
by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004
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A melodic hardcore metal band recently formed in 2002 by the precocious vocalist Tory Lawrence and guitarist Corey Colwell, that generally sings of themes involving death, misanthropy, and corruption. Also recently joining the band (prior to guest musicians) are George Allen playing the bass and Bryan DeMarco on drums.

They don't even have a demo released yet, but look for it when it comes out!
MurderCoil will be playing at BSC soon with Asteroid, Metallivore, and Immaculate Deception. Be there!
by Killing Kittens November 02, 2004
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The perverted Emperor of Rome masturbated madly in front of the mirror, gorging his already puissant narcissism. Many were the kittens that met death under his reign.
by Killing Kittens October 19, 2005
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