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Definitions by Kieran King

dry smash her shit box

Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s

: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal
Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."

"dry smash her shit box

And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.

funtacular 

A sarcastic expression used to describe an experience as being boring or just generally bad

The root words are Fun and Spectacular.
"So, how was taking care of your girlfriend's kid?"
"Oh, it was absolutely funtacular. You should have seen how happy I was when they said I couldn't ride any of the rides with the baby in my arms."
"A baby? Why would she send you to the amusement park with a baby?"
"I have no clue. I guess she thinks babies like sleeping in amusement parks."
"Dude, have you ever considered that she hates you?"
"Yeah... I know... but it's my kid, man."
"Ah shit. That must be funtacular living with her."
funtacular by Kieran King February 17, 2008

canivorous 

Someone who's diet consists of cannabis and cannabis containing foods.
"Jesus man, you eat meat? That's wrong"
'Nah, this is a cannaburger.'
"What the fuck is a cannaburger?"
'It's made entirely out of cannabis, kinda like a soy burger.'
"So you made a burger made entirely of weed?"
'Well it can be made of any cannabis products. I'm canivorous.'
"That burger, is entirely weed?"
'Yeah man...sure...but I'm canivorous.'
"Jesus Christ... Hey man, I'm.. ah, hungry, mind if I --"
canivorous by Kieran King October 21, 2007

canivore 

Someone who's diet consists of cannabis and cannabis containing foods.
"Jesus man, you eat meat? That's wrong"
'Nah, this is a cannaburger.'
"What the fuck is a cannaburger?"
'It's made entirely out of cannabis, kinda like a soy burger.'
"So you made a burger made entirely of weed?"
'Well it can be made of any cannabis products. I'm a canivore.'
"That burger, is entirely weed?"
'Yeah man...sure...but I'm a canivore.'
"Jesus Christ... Hey man, I'm.. ah, hungry, mind if I --"
canivore by Kieran King October 21, 2007
Virgin 4 (for) Ever.
"So, you a V4E?"
"If you're refering to Virgin for Ever, then yes, unfortunately."
V4E by Kieran King October 9, 2007

hippy smoke 

Marijuana and products deprived from marijuana.
"Hey man, you got any hippy smoke?"
"Jesus man, what's with you and hippy smoke?!"
hippy smoke by Kieran King October 9, 2007