Definitions by Kieran

Tescoface 

a)A person who hangs around either in Tesco, or in the car park of said supermarket.
B)Miles

oh my god Miles! You're such a Tescoface! Go on! Get out of the bin!

Tescoface by Kieran February 28, 2004

SEGA Dreamcast 

One of the best consoles to live, had games such as Shenmue 2 which still sells for the Xbox, a 'next generation' console today. A lot of other titles including sonic adventure, are on 'next generation' consoles. £25 in gamestation

I love my Sega Dreamcast.

SEGA Dreamcast by Kieran February 28, 2004

Scoofy 

The place on a male between the testicles and the anus

Haveing a hairy scoofy sucks

Scoofy by Kieran February 12, 2004

underwear snooker 

The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.

Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!

underwear snooker by Kieran January 17, 2004

somf

sit on my face

i told the bitch to somf.

somf by kieran May 26, 2003

Teff 

Smelly Beaver. Dirty smelly weavo

Weaving the Beave

Teff by Kieran February 1, 2003