Kidswillbekids's definitions

Church

Another word for prison

The other day I got sentenced to every Sunday at church until I move out of my parents house

by Kidswillbekids May 8, 2019

Pharrell

A happy singer

Danny: Pharrell, why are you walking like that?
Pharrell: cuz I’m happy
Danny: Why are you singing?
Pharrell: cuz I’m happy
Danny: why are you wearing that sexy hat?
Pharrell: cuz I’m happy

by Kidswillbekids May 7, 2019

Sorry!

A board game that teaches you how to be a dick

John: ok I got a three! (While moving the pawn) One, two, (knocks over the other pawn) Sorry!
Harry: damn it!!!

by Kidswillbekids December 19, 2019

Katy Perry

A singer that thinks ur so gay. But she’s the one that kissed a girl and liked it

Katy Perry: I kisses a girl I liked it
Katy Perry: ur so gay
Jan: but you’re the one that kissed a girl and liked it
Katy Perry: oh yeah

by Kidswillbekids April 20, 2019

LeBron James

A basketball player that everyone wants to be

Mr. Smith: Little Jimmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Jimmy: I wanna be LeBron James!!!
Mr. Smith: That can’t happen.
Little Jimmy: Why not?
Mr. Smith: He’s already him.
Little Jimmy: nooooooooooo you crushed my dream.
Mr. Smith: but you can still go to the nba.
Little Jimmy: Ok!

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

In laws

When a married man visits his wife’s family and it feels like prison during the visit

Marcus: so I went to see my in laws with my wife
Harold: oh how was it?
Marcus: I never wanna go back

by Kidswillbekids May 16, 2019

School

A concentration camp

Fuck school

by Kidswillbekids December 11, 2019