87 definitions by Kidswillbekids

Pharrell

A happy singer

Danny: Pharrell, why are you walking like that?
Pharrell: cuz I’m happy
Danny: Why are you singing?
Pharrell: cuz I’m happy
Danny: why are you wearing that sexy hat?
Pharrell: cuz I’m happy

by Kidswillbekids May 7, 2019

Sean Kingston

A singer that is scared of fires burning on the dance floor

Sean Kingston: somebody call 911, Shawty fire burning on the dance floor
Stranger: what the fuck are you talking about sir?

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Italian sausage

A giant boner long and stiff enough that one can see it poking their pants

Jake: Harry, you have an Italian sausage
Henry: What?
Jake: yeah what’s that I see in your pants?
Henry: oh shit!!!

by Kidswillbekids July 13, 2019

Italian sausage

A massive erection

Rob: Jimmy, you have an Italian sausage
Jimmy: oh shit!!!

by Kidswillbekids September 29, 2019

Right

A direction used to confuse people (you’ll understand when you read the sentence below)

Richard (driving a car): so do I turn left?
Frank: right
Richard: ok
Richard *turns right*
Frank: Richard, what are you doing? You were supposed to turn left!
Richard: no, you said right
Frank: no, I meant like you’re right
Richard: well why didn’t you say correct?

by Kidswillbekids October 18, 2019

Jake Paul

Some motherfucker who ruined the music and then ruined boxing.

That Jake Paul mothafucka is ruining everything like c’mon bruh

by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2021

Breastaurant

It’s a restaurant where women where small clothes such as hooters and twin peaks so you can see their boobies! Get it? BREASTaurant in other words tits for tips

Last Friday, I went to a breastaurant! You know not for the food but for the titties!

by Kidswillbekids September 9, 2020