Definitions by Kid from middle school
school smoothie
When you take all your disgusting school good and make it into some kind of gross smoothie in a bag.
school smoothie by Kid from middle school April 11, 2019
Hooder
Something your black teacher says to scare the child she is mad at. It will send shivers down your spine and leave you will an empty feeling inside. Similar to getting your soul taken by a demon. But she's such as a good teacher. Like really. For real.
Hooder by Kid from middle school March 28, 2019
hofia
That one girl at your school that is a complete and utter fucking ho. It’s as simple as that. She’s a ho. You can identify one with one look. 1) They will look like a ho. 2) They think their sooo gorgeous. 3) They pretend to be your friend for your shit. 4) The’re trynna fight your girl Zoe.
hofia by Kid from middle school March 21, 2019
Freedom middle school
The hell hole where children eat shitty food, jerk off, mess around, break up, make out, get rejected, and “learn”
Also includes a large variety of annoying teachers. (I won’t list their names here out of “respect”) and did I mention that the bathrooms are completely unsanitary. Yeah no soap barely ever water and if you wonna dry your hands just wipe them off on your shirt.
But hey when you look past the shitty food, unsanitary bathrooms, shitty teachers, horrible WiFi, annoying kids, bad subjects, short lunches, no free time, it’s actually a “ok” place.
Also includes a large variety of annoying teachers. (I won’t list their names here out of “respect”) and did I mention that the bathrooms are completely unsanitary. Yeah no soap barely ever water and if you wonna dry your hands just wipe them off on your shirt.
But hey when you look past the shitty food, unsanitary bathrooms, shitty teachers, horrible WiFi, annoying kids, bad subjects, short lunches, no free time, it’s actually a “ok” place.
Freedom middle school by Kid from middle school December 19, 2018