Kezi 's definitions

Demote

The opposite of a promotion, sometimes get moved down a lot more than one position.

Dude, I heard you got your job switched around! Promotion?

Nah, I got demoted. I went from executive to secretary.

Sucks dude.

by Kezi December 13, 2014

Bae

Originally "Before Anyone Else" and meant as a good thing but is now just a distracting, dumbass thing to say. Used mostly by dumbass people who dont have anything worthwhile to say so the just yell Bae. A shithole way to annoy people.

People playing volleyball:
Gurl 1: I got it Bae!
Gurl 2: Ok Bae!
Gurl 1 misses ball.
Gurl 2: Good job Bae!
Everyone else: Groans. "Just hit the damn ball already!"

by Kezi September 3, 2014

Crackshit

A slacker, someone who is so stoned they can't, sometimes someone on crack, just an insult.

Person 1: hey look at that guy, he hasn't been in school all year.

Person 2: Ikr
Person 1: I think he's on crack.

Person 2: yup, he's a crackshit alright

by Kezi December 13, 2014

Daquan from staples

An overexcited black employee from staples who sadly did not make his way into fame like Alex from target did, although he tried.

Have you heard of Alex from target?

Yeah he was on the Ellen show

Well what about Daquan from staples

... Dude you made that up

by Kezi December 13, 2014

gfn

Good fucking night.

Used usually when stressed or angry.

Had a long day, cant wait to sleep. Gfn.

by keZi February 18, 2012

Douchebag

Someone not at the extreme point if fucker or motherfucker, but asshole and shit just doesn't make an effect on them, just another insulting name to throw around.

Person: dude I can't believe you cheated on her after just a month. You're such a douchebag

Person: you douchebag, you're always ditching us for that dumbass

by Kezi December 13, 2014

Shag

Some people think that shag makes a nice replacement for swag. Well, that is, Americans. Little do they know that it is British slang for sex.

Oh, that's shag, man! Says one guy to his bro.

Person who knows the real meaning just sits in the background and laughs uncontrollably at the gayness.

by Kezi March 14, 2015