Kevin 's definitions

Whats up?

What is happEnig friend

what is going on friend?

by Kevin December 4, 2003

lacrosse

1. A game in which two 10-member teams attempt to send a small ball into each other's netted goal, each player being equipped with a crosse or stick at the end of which is a netted pocket for catching, carrying, or throwing the ball.
2. Canadaian slang for masturbation.
3. The name of the Buick LaCrosse, causing many giggles in Quebec.

Example 1:
Guy 1: I play lacrosse.
Guy 2: What are you, a woman?
Guy 1: No, but I like the women on my team.
Guy 2: Dude, but they're totally butch!
Guy 1: I like it that way.

Example 2:
Québécois 1: Voulez-vous aller à la bibliothèque?
Québécois 2: Pas, je veux rentrer à la maison et lacrosse.

Example 3:
Québécois: Oh ho ho, le nom de cette voiture est très drôle!

by Kevin January 13, 2009

fullovum

The process by which a person, or a Hannah exploits their own ability to be full of awesome ideas.

"Gee whiz you sure have some great ideas!"

"I know, I know.. i'm so fullovum!"

by Kevin July 22, 2004

splank

The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)

"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."

by Kevin December 8, 2003

hartick

A bum-fucking freak who has an obsession with froot loops.

"Woah, Kevin, you're such a hartick!"

by Kevin August 12, 2004

Lighta

A word commonly used in replace for Lightening bug. Also used while smaing.

Hey Cam, theres a lighta.

by Kevin August 21, 2003

pookey

a name for your sweet lover

I love you my little pookey

by kevin May 1, 2006