Kevin 's definitions

Speshtions

Small, orange, flat-like creatures who appear in hallunications.

Joe after taking a large hit of salvia: "Speshtions, Speshtions, Look at the Speshtions!!!!!!"

by Kevin September 11, 2005

Road Apple

A person who looks like they have been living on the road. Hippie

That girl is such a road apple, she has hairy armpits and bad body odor.

by Kevin June 2, 2004

Deusch Bag

A bag used to clean out one's pussy after sexual intercourse.

Mama!!! Telling sis to clean up all the Deusch bags she left around the house. There is one in my soup!

by Kevin April 10, 2004

puwet

rooting to the filipino word ass meaning the buttox

damn daven you got a nice puwet

kevin im gonna kick you fuckin puwet

by kevin August 8, 2004

MTV

A shitty TV station (I use that term LOOSELY, as they can't even be called TV, they're that bad) that tries to dictate what is "cool" and what isn't by brainwashing the world's youth. They show only 2 hours of "music" at MOST (and it's all crap), and the rest of the time they show "reality" TV. What's so real about living in a $4 million mansion with nothing to worry about but 6 other whiny teenagers yelling over bullshit (the "Real" World)? They took all their good shows off the air (Beavis & Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, etc.) and their one good show (Jackass) belongs on Comedy Central.

by Kevin September 2, 2003

right nut

The often left out brother of left nut

I'd cut off my left nut to see that!(Totally forgotten)

by Kevin January 4, 2005

Big Country Breakfast

1. a breakfast item offered at Hardees which is loaded with fat, calories, and cholesterol.

2. a heart attack waiting to happen.

Dean order a Big Country Breakfast and later died of a heart attack.

by Kevin July 26, 2004