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nightmonger

A variant of whore monger, one who goes out at night seeking hookers, porn shops, etc
Friday night brings out the nightmongers.
by Kettlebell 78 September 4, 2022
mugGet the nightmongermug.

BMW

A BMW is simply a bored, millennial, white person. The type behind every protest and disturbance for "social justice" all because they have no life.
She is the type of BMW you don't want.
by Kettlebell 78 August 3, 2019
mugGet the BMWmug.

nfdu

Non Functional Display Unit

Used to describe a female who looks normal, even attractive but suffers from radical feminism, #metoo disease, or some other issue that makes them hate, despise, and fear males, sexuality, and normal social interaction.
Yes, she is pretty but don't waste the effort, she's an NFDU.
by Kettlebell 78 June 12, 2018
mugGet the nfdumug.

Alyssa milano syndrome

A common affliction among Western females, AMS occurs when a female is used to getting treated like a spoiled celebrity by her beta male "allies" and begins to actually believe she is in fact a celebrity herself.
Men don't waste money and attention on a girl with Alyssa Milano Syndrome
by Kettlebell 78 December 24, 2018
mugGet the Alyssa milano syndromemug.

Agony troll

Someone who has a very privileged life without any real world problems yet takes to social media to whine and complain about how miserable they are.

Agony trolls typically blame their self made misery on white males, patriarchy, or some mysterious oppression.
Today Twitter is filled with agony trolls.
by Kettlebell 78 August 13, 2018
mugGet the Agony trollmug.

nightmonger

A variant of whoremonger, but acting at night visiting hookers, adult book stores, clubs, etc
The nightmongers are active on weekends
by Kettlebell 78 September 3, 2022
mugGet the nightmongermug.

Dick-Pic scam

Someone online claims to be a female who received an unwanted inappropriate picture and laments how awful men are which results in simps offering money and gifts to show how "good" they are.
Watch out for the Dick-pic scam as we get closer to the holidays.
by Kettlebell 78 November 4, 2018
mugGet the Dick-Pic scammug.

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