ejaculation

To verbally exclaim in fright or joy.

He ejaculated right then in class when he heard who won the presidential election.

by Keta September 09, 2003

I'd smash

Pronunciation: Eyed Smash
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"

Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.

"What do you think of Jenny?"
"I'd smash."

by Keta January 27, 2006

weasle-monkey

A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.

He spanked out that dance like a weasle-monkey!!

by Keta April 20, 2003

fangoriously

Quickly, mercilessly, and with gusto.

Anne is being fangoriously digested by a gelatinous monster.

by Keta September 09, 2003

mastribate

When someone doesn't know how to spell masturbate.

I think I'll go in to the bathroom and mastribate to prawn.

by Keta September 09, 2003

weasal-monkey

A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.

He spanked out a dance like a weasal-monkey.

by Keta April 20, 2003

monkeyseeds

An exclamation of dissatisfaction.

I lost the election?! Awww, monkeyseeds.

by Keta September 09, 2003