Kermit's definitions

Buddha Whistle

another name for a bowl, or pipe used to smoke marijuana. The whistle is a passage to enlightenment or just gets you blazed as a motherfucker.

"How high are you?"
"Sky high"
"Must be that damn buddha whistle"
"(giggle giggle)"

by Kermit February 11, 2005

White Motherfucker

Cola, mainly Coca-Cola, mixed with milk and any kind of booze, or virgin (just drop the booze)

"Can I get a white motherfucker?"

by Kermit March 22, 2004

delly

An evil woman who enjoys the suffering of others, especially men

She's a really delly

by kermit February 2, 2004

Pre-Kermit withdrawal syndrome

A strange illness usually contracted through iminant loss of a much loved work collegue.

Symptoms include:
Abusive behaviour on forums
Neglecting tea duties
Strange odour
Overeating

by kermit March 14, 2005

madameye

An annoying fatass whom you still hang out with even though he's a moron and his speech and thoughts never make any sense.

The work collegue that you let be your friend cause he has no others.

by kermit March 14, 2005

crudmuffins

interjection: meaning darn, crap, shit, or "ooooo thats not good"

"Oh, crudmuffins, I left it at home!!!"

by kermit June 18, 2003

dirty protest

To smear shit around your prison cell.
popular with IRA hunger strikers in the 70's.

by kermit April 24, 2003