Definitions by KentuckyFriedHumans

Ape braining

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.

Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?

Ah, I was just Ape braining

Ape braining by KentuckyFriedHumans June 30, 2020

The garrett approach 

The garrett approach is when a public figure addresses an adult situation in a way that's appropriate for children, this phrase is named after Joseph Garrett better know as stampylonghead who handled the concept of one of his minecraft helpers (L for Lee) being accused of sexual misconduct in a way that would be appropriate for his child audience

Guy 1:
So, what did you tell the kids about jared?

Guy 2:
Eh, I went with the garrett approach

The garrett approach by KentuckyFriedHumans June 17, 2020

Slaughter cake 

A slaughter cake is the feeling you get when you mow down a bunch of npcs in a video game in a short amount of time

Yo brian, what happened to those pedestrians?

I had a slaughter cake

Slaughter cake by KentuckyFriedHumans April 28, 2020

Astrocle

An Astrocle is the uncomfortable feeling you get when one of your testicles slides up from your scrotum into your pelvic skin, it being named astrocle is a mix of the words "astronaut" and "testicle"

Damn dude, I just had an astrocle, that really hurt

Astrocle by KentuckyFriedHumans January 4, 2020

Salad head 

A term for Roblox players who try to dress themselves up looking cool using multiple Catalog accessories and body parts, a common salad head will have a combination of the "Frost Guard General" "Robloxian 2.0" and the "Skeleton" package, as for accessories they usually wear the "Holiday crown" "Paper hat" "Beautiful Hair for Beautiful People"
for clothes they usually have some plaid design on their shirts and ripped jeans, sometimes they wear supreme merch as well, in terms of music they like trash rap songs, Gucci gang and stuff like that

Yeah, that salad head tried to flex on me with his ugly clothes, like honestly, why would you try to be cool on Roblox?

Salad head by KentuckyFriedHumans January 2, 2020