Kenny of Suchness's definitions

The Panetonne

The Panetonne is a sexual act which can only be done at Christmas time. It is when you tell your partner/lover to sit and close their eyes, as you get their Christmas present. As they are waiting you cum on there face

My boyfriend surprised me on Christmas morning by giving me The Panetonne

by Kenny of Suchness May 9, 2023

super lieutenant chalmers

when you are fucking a girl and when your about to cum, Scream Skinner!!!!!

i feel comfortable with my boyfriend when he assures he will bust his load in my Cat when he screams Skinner!. DOH!!!
super lieutenant chalmers

by Kenny of Suchness May 7, 2019

Raffaele

has the biggest Penis in the universe

Raffaele is a god in bed

by Kenny of Suchness March 19, 2019

nosejoint

a nose joint is when you fuck a girl in the nose and hold her nostrils together till there glued shut

My Dad gave me a nosejoint and now i cant breathe through my nose

by Kenny of Suchness March 19, 2019

enchilanus

Enchilanus is when you shit and wrap it in a tortilla, then you put it in the microwave and give it to someone you dont like

Oh Shit man that dude ate my Enchilanus like it Ecstasy!!

by Kenny of Suchness March 18, 2019