dead beat dad

a loser father who is almost never around, flaky, and breaks promises, usually made to his kids.

dad: hey, jimmy :) how would you like a tree house in the yard for your next birthday? i promise i'll build it for you. it'll be loads of fun!
lil jimmy: oh boy! i would love that! ur the bestest.
....next b-day: dad doesn't even show up cuz he's busy with his hooker friend...
lil jimmy: MOMMY! Daddy didn't come! WHY? *sniff*
mom: of course not. he's a dead beat dad.

by Kennedi Greene October 11, 2007

decidership

a word used when people are to stupid to remember it's called a dictatorship.

"the government is turning into a decidership."
"it's called a dictatorship, fuckhead! go read a book."

by Kennedi Greene August 27, 2007

ish

word meaning kind of, sort of, or a little bit. can be tacked on to an existing word or used by itself.

1 ex: "that color is blue-ish"
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2 ex: -"are you hungry?"
-"ish."

by Kennedi Greene August 28, 2007

now bring me that horizon

a line made famous by the pirates of the caribbean movies. it is to be used when you are setting off to do something i.e. on a mission. usually uttered to oneself after other instructions have been given.
a loose translation is: "now, lets go."

person 1: alright first we'll get the beer, then we'll get the car, and then we're off to Mexico!
other people: alright! yay! woohoo!
person 1: now bring me that horizon

by Kennedi Greene October 13, 2007

51/50

police code meaning crazy and violent. often used as slang meaning the same.

cop: "we have a 51/50 here. im gonna need backup."

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person: "that dude's a fucking 51/50. dont mess with him."

by Kennedi Greene August 27, 2007

speedo

a type of men's bathing suit that resembles the shape of women's underwear. not exeptable to be worn anywhere except Europe, and not to be worn anywhere at all if you are overweight.

"hahaha, did you see that fat ass in a speedo?! man that was nasty."

by Kennedi Greene August 28, 2007

talk like a pirate day

International talk like a pirate day is celebrated on sept. 19 every year. its a day when EVERYONE, not just internet people, talk like pirates! its super fun, so try and make it as popular as you can and get you whole office/school doing it!

guy 1: ahoy me matey!it be international talk like a pirate day!
guy 2: oh, really? thats nice.
guy 1: no ye bloomin land lubber! ye be having to talk like a pirate t'day.
guy 2; no, n othats ok id kind of feel rather uncomfo...
guy 1: AAARRR YE SCURVEY DOG! THAT BE IT! WALK THE PLANK FER YER PIRATE HATIN' WAYS!!

by Kennedi Greene October 13, 2007