Kelly Shitrafter's definitions

Blunderwear

Adult diapers such as DEPENDS.

Just buy Grandma the cheapest brand of blunderwear available.

by Kelly Shitrafter March 12, 2009

shit raft

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotch.

I always build a shit raft before taking a dump.

by Kelly Shitrafter March 2, 2009

licker license

A person with a LICKER LICENSE is anyone who loves licking other peoples genitals.

I went out with Sindy last night, and man, does she ever have a licker license!

by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009

splashguard

When you place some toilet paper in the toilet BEFORE taking a dump so that your shit will land on the TP and NOT splash toilet water on your ass or crotch.

Sheila always makes a splashguard before she shits.

by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009