a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
by Kelly June 18, 2006
"Indie" band originating in England, fronted by British self-proclaimed "musical genius", and general twat, Johnny Bellend.
See also razorshite.
See also razorshite.
"Razorlight's album is crap, the worst this year."
"That Razorlight with their smarmy frontman can piss right off."
"Not for all the tea in China could I be persuaded to part with my cash to buy their CD."
"That Razorlight with their smarmy frontman can piss right off."
"Not for all the tea in China could I be persuaded to part with my cash to buy their CD."
by Kelly December 23, 2004
by Kelly November 23, 2003
A more hillbilly-like version of haha. Often used by people sarcastically laughing or by people who don't know how to properly speak english.
See also: lol and lmao.
See also: lol and lmao.
by Kelly March 07, 2004
by Kelly June 16, 2004
The psycho idol of worship for those suffering from mental dysponiexia. Known for running away from the coppers and acting like a hoodlum.
by Kelly July 01, 2004
by Kelly February 05, 2004