Kelly's definitions

posers

Somebody who likes a band at first then it gets on MTV and they start hatin em'. It not there damn fought they got on MTV they did say "Hey My songs so rawkin why dont u put it on the list for the top 10 voting?"

"Man I hate TBS!" and 5 weeks ago they said "Dude TBS is the best fuckin band ever!"

by Kelly April 20, 2005

Mahoo

1. A word to express any emotion ranging from agreement to defeat depending on the rise and lowering of its pronounciation. Also used as "mahoo'en" or "mahoo'ed"

Janice was all mahoo'ed out.

"Should we stop?" "Mahoo."

by kelly August 8, 2004

Lean Management

The act of running a profitable business into the ground by removing the resources and support. Also called the death spiral.

Sorry, but the Lean Management principles say that you are fired.

by Kelly January 5, 2004

thickndelicious

one phine,thick mama with deliciously bronzed skin and a self-pierced pussy

kelly is so thickndelicious...yummie

by kelly November 2, 2003

bdong

Something that is both bad and wrong, but much, much worse.

Evil Master Betty is bdong.

by Kelly January 19, 2004

scrutinize

verb tense - to examine closely

In the works of Frank Zappa Joe's Garage Acts I, II, III- the central scrutizer stated: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... it is my responsibility to enforce the laws that haven't been passed.

by Kelly August 15, 2004

sexcellent

Adjective used to describe something that is exceedingly good. For even greater emphasis, a quanitative/qualitative adjective may precede it.

For added irony, use in situations where any sort sexual connotation is NOT fitting.

Also spelled: sex-cellent

Check out my new ringtone! Its totally sexcellent.

This pine air freshener makes my car smell 1000% sexcellent.

We should all ride down to the show together! That would be sexcellent.

by Kelly April 22, 2005