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fackle

an obese or very fat woman who has a very distinct laugh that sounds like a witch cackling.
Man, that fat bitch was fackling through the whole movie.
by Kelly May 2, 2003
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lmmao

A: You're gay
B: LMMAO
by Kelly December 30, 2004
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nymphomaniac

mainly females; never satisfied even after the greatest shag marrathon ever they are still gagging for it.
man: goodnight baby that was so good
nympho: excuse me? goodnight? wtf happened to round two?
by kelly January 7, 2005
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"jumping the shark"

(revival)
The scene was so preposterous that many believed it to be an ill-advised attempt at reviving the declining ratings of the flagging show... since then, it has become a metaphor that has been used by U.S. TV critics and fans to denote the point at which the characters or plot of a TV series veer into a ridiculous, out-of-the-ordinary storyline.

The term Jumping the shark alludes to a scene in the TV series Happy Days when the popular character Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli, on water skis, literally jumps over a shark.

A phase in a relationship to rekindle romance after a betrayal or tort action.
My boyfriend has been going so overboard on the gifts and little extras since I caught him with that other girl, every time we go out it is like "jumping the shark".
by Kelly October 15, 2007
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charver

A cheap gold, stripey jumper worshipper. Arsehole crude and shouts at passers by whilst smoking their last tab in a bushelter. Anyone who isn't a chauver is either a goth or a sk8er according to them.
by Kelly October 6, 2003
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hippies

A movement that started in the 60's for people who sat on their asses with long hair and beards who smoked pot all day and were into peace and love
"Thats abunch of tree hugging hippie crap"
"Drugs are bad because hippies do drugs and hippies suck!"
by Kelly February 13, 2005
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crock of shite

See crock of shit.

Term which implies something is ridiculous/not very good.
"St. Anger? What a crock of shite."
by Kelly December 22, 2004
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