Kelly's definitions
by Kelly October 3, 2003
Get the pickleweaselmug. 
a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
by Kelly June 18, 2006
Get the Jortsmug. "Indie" band originating in England, fronted by British self-proclaimed "musical genius", and general twat, Johnny Bellend.
See also razorshite.
See also razorshite.
"Razorlight's album is crap, the worst this year."
"That Razorlight with their smarmy frontman can piss right off."
"Not for all the tea in China could I be persuaded to part with my cash to buy their CD."
"That Razorlight with their smarmy frontman can piss right off."
"Not for all the tea in China could I be persuaded to part with my cash to buy their CD."
by Kelly December 23, 2004
Get the Razorlightmug. Something that gets ppl fighting because somebody say the used is "punk" and somebody else say the used "emo" and I say I dont give a fuck they still kick serious ass!!!
I gave u a example up there!!!! Genres r like labels and ppl should " Put labels on soup cans NOT ppl"
by Kelly April 21, 2005
Get the genremug. 
Get the jumper cablesmug.