Definitions by Kelly

josh eppard 

the awesomely talented drummer for coheed and the rapper for weerd science. blurted out a swear word on trl. never asked to return. quite sexy.

wow that guy is really talented. yup, hes a real josh eppard.

josh eppard by kelly July 29, 2006

bronx science 

2nd best public high school in New York City. Heavy work load, lack of sleep, lack of school spirit, college crazy, content with one's small clique. General consensus of dislike for principal valerie reidy by both students and faculty.

Bronx Science is one of New York City's finest high schools, while Stuyvesent is not... Brooklyn Tech doesn't even count

bronx science by kelly July 18, 2006

Jorts

a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.

Jorts by Kelly June 18, 2006

Music ADD 

Music attention deficit disorder. You can't find a good song to listen to. You might find one you like but about 30 seconds into the song you're sick of it and turn it.

Person 1 - Man I can't find anything to listen to
Person 2 - You must have music ADD
Person 1 - I need new music

Music ADD by Kelly March 2, 2006

Fag Snack 

A Male who engages in sexual activities with homosexual men, yet calls himself heterosexual.

Even though everyone thought Patrick only hooked up with girls, he was called Fag Snack behind his back for a reason.

Fag Snack by Kelly February 11, 2006

generation x 

An amazing band in the late 70's.
Vocals - Gene October
Bass - Tony James
Drums - John Towe
and of course Guitar - Billy Idol
They broke up in 1981 and Billy Idol went on to do his amazing solo project.

person 1 - Who's Generation X?
person 2 - They sang Ready Steady Go, and Day By Day.
person 1 - O WOW! I love those songs.

generation x by Kelly September 11, 2005

dont be sippin that hater-ade 

it means to not hate people and judge then for stuff like dont be bitchy lol

Kid #1: Hey I HATE YOU SON
Kid #2: why you be sippin that hater-ade foo

dont be sippin that hater-ade by Kelly June 11, 2005