Definitions by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet

Spoof 

Also used in Scotland as a slang term for semen, or to ejaculate semen.

1. I got some spoof on her skirt.

2. Did you spoof?

Spoof by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004

Spoff 

West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.

Q.
Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?

A. Spoff!

Spoff by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004