Spoff

West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.

Q.
Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?

A. Spoff!

by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004

Spoof

Also used in Scotland as a slang term for semen, or to ejaculate semen.

1. I got some spoof on her skirt.

2. Did you spoof?

by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004

up the spout

In Scotland, pregnant. See also up the duff.

She's up the spout again.

by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004