Definitions by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet

Spoof 

Also used in Scotland as a slang term for semen, or to ejaculate semen.

1. I got some spoof on her skirt.

2. Did you spoof?

Spoof by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004

up the spout 

In Scotland, pregnant. See also up the duff.

She's up the spout again.

up the spout by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004

Spoff 

West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.

Q.
Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?

A. Spoff!

Spoff by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004