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An advanced form of Dwarfism which leaves the "victim" looking childlike. Unlike regular Dwarfism, Babyitis does not allow the "victim" to develop, either vocally or bodily past a certain age (4-5 years old).
by Keef Scott July 22, 2021
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Get the Asscrack mug.Redditor: Mans got mad nostalgia for the 80s.
Poggersman270: Retard. You were born the the 90s. That's called pseudo-nostalgia.
Poggersman270: Retard. You were born the the 90s. That's called pseudo-nostalgia.
by Keef Scott September 13, 2020
Get the Pseudo-nostalgia mug.The overbearing feeling in human psychology that makes one believe that their testicles are unnaturally small.
Hayley: I just feel that my balls...aren't as big as some of the other boys'.
Psychologist: Listen here you focking mong. The only reason your "balls" are small is because of the way you see them. If you view your balls as exceptionally large, then they will be. Currently, you suffer from a rare condition in females called Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity which makes you retarded. Sorry, but that's just how it is.
Psychologist: Listen here you focking mong. The only reason your "balls" are small is because of the way you see them. If you view your balls as exceptionally large, then they will be. Currently, you suffer from a rare condition in females called Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity which makes you retarded. Sorry, but that's just how it is.
by Keef Scott September 13, 2020
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