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Definitions by Kawaii Monkey

Goo Goo Muck 

The band "The Cramps" made a song called "Goo Goo Muck"

It's a horny teenager who is ready to mingle and will take what they can get.
They might even make animal noises at girls, because they're so horny.

They roam the streets, but aim for the sheets.
A goo goo muck: "When the sun goes down and the moon goes up, I turn into a teenage goo goo muck."

Every girl on the strees: "Run for your lives!"
Goo Goo Muck by Kawaii Monkey December 8, 2022

Drengerøv 

When something or someone is really dank or if it has anything to do with McDonalds.

You can also amplify drengerøv with "sygt" fx sygt drengerøv.

(Drengerøv means boy-ass in Danish)
Dude1: "Look at Nikolas! He just made a really dank meme!

Dude2: "Yup, he is sygt drengerøv!"
Drengerøv by Kawaii Monkey April 17, 2019

Jones' BBQ 

The best type of BBQ ever! Even better with footmassage!
Person 1: Oh I love to eat Jones' BBQ
Person 2: My too, have you tried it with footmassage?
Jones' BBQ by Kawaii Monkey March 20, 2019
Wierd, stupid, trying to be popular
Wow, that dude is a Grete.
Grete by Kawaii Monkey November 7, 2017