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The expression "christmas came early" originated in northern New Mexico. In this case, "christmas" refers to the unique combination of both red chile and green chile on your breakfast burrito. The fiery blend has a unique chemical reaction that results in premature bowel movements that are tainted with the fire of the chile. Thus, when one has a BM after consuming a christmas breakfast burrito, christmas is said to have come early.
Ralph: Oh, man! It's only 10:00 am and that loaf I dropped felt like fire!
Ted: Sounds like christmas came early.
Ted: Sounds like christmas came early.
by Kate Sjostrand March 21, 2008
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by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008
Get the bear stearned mug.Ralph: Dude, the feds just lowered interest rates and backed a takeover of a large investment bank after acknowledging that we might be in a recession.
Ted: This recession's been going on since Bush took over. How long until we call it an economic depression?
Ted: This recession's been going on since Bush took over. How long until we call it an economic depression?
by Kate Sjostrand March 21, 2008
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Ted: Who are you voting for in the primaries, Hillary or Obama?
Ralph: Neither, our state has a caucus.
Ralph: Neither, our state has a caucus.
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by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008
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Ted: I can't wait until I get out of here.
Ralph: Yeah, right, you're a fuckin diggit and you know it. You'll probably reenlist.
Ralph: Yeah, right, you're a fuckin diggit and you know it. You'll probably reenlist.
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