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panties

A word used to challenge another's masculinity, especially when drinking coffee.
Ted: Would you like a cup of coffee?

Ralph: Sure.

Upon receiving the cup, Ralph starts putting sugar and cream into his coffee.

Ted: Would you like some panties with that coffee?
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
mugGet the pantiesmug.

Disneyland Dad

Term used to describe the role that some divorced fathers fulfill, whereby they tend their biological children during certain prescribed times during the year (much like a vacation) rather than be a father full time.
Maria: You can take the children weekends during the summer.

Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
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postgame

after, subsequent, later than, or following after a game. It is a time marked by alcohol consumption, both in celebration and in depressive anxiety resulting from loss, depending upon which team you are on or support.
Ted: Man, that was one hell of a game. Did you see that pass?

Ralph: Yeah, I saw it. It'll be flashing behind my eyes for the remainder of postgame when I'm drowning my sorrow in suds.
by Kate Sjostrand April 5, 2008
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road wood

An erection caused from vibrations felt while riding in a car, (typically in a male).
Ted: Dude, I have to stop and get some coffee. You comin in?

Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
mugGet the road woodmug.

Plato

A phalange cut presumedly from the foot of a corpse and worn around one’s neck with common household string. It is primarily worn for luck, as it serves no apparent utilitarian purpose.
Ted: Dude, is that a real toe around your neck?

Ralph: No, it's a Plato that I wear primarily for luck.
by Kate Sjostrand April 5, 2008
mugGet the Platomug.

ki'en

a Latino variant of the word kitten, meaning a baby or adolescent cat. The refusal to enunciate the double "T" sound is most often utilized by Latino women.
Maria: Ewwww, I almost got licked by the ki'en.

Teresa: OMG!
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
mugGet the ki'enmug.

RTSS

RTSS is an acronym for Reverse Telecommuting – Spousal Support (RTSS), and is defined as the execution of non-employment activities at one’s place of employment as directed (requested) by a spouse or significant other. RTSS can have an adverse effect on the mental well-being of participating males, leading to general aggravation and subsequent participation in a male bitch session.
Ted: Hey, you want to go grab a burger for lunch?

Ralph: Maybe, if I can finish this fuckin’ RTSS.

Ted: Man, that’s rough.

Ralph: Tell me about it. If I had known I’d be doing fucking taxes all day, I’d of just stayed home and sucked down a six.
by Kate Sjostrand April 15, 2008
mugGet the RTSSmug.

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