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Halo 2

The only device ever created that can exceed the pleasure of sex. Halo 2 will be the best game ever. It is truly tEh 1337 pWnage badasstastic game. Nothing can even compare to Halo 2.
Evil Towel:You will have to choose, Towlie, between saving your friends, or playing Halo 2.
Towlie:I choose, HALO 2!
by Karl Marx November 3, 2004
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Materialism

Devotion to material wealth (tangible objects) It is also a philosophy that states that all things, will eventually be explained by physical properties. Most Westerners are materialists. Which means they are bastards who crave material wealth and will go to no end to get more. See Capitalism Materialism will be the downfall of society.
|=|_|(|{ j00, you westerner, materialist bastard.
by Karl Marx October 14, 2004
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English

1. A people whose main form of crime is drive-by arguments, and police officers with funny hats who cudgel hobos. They are arrogant and annoying bastards.
2. The most prevalant language in todays world, and the cause of a lot of problems i.e when native american children who beaten unless they spoke it. English is a bastardized form of Latin. But even though it is evil, you should still respect it as a language, and stop using it like the morons on Neopets!
omgzzzzzzzzzz did u no dat i cud beet ne1 in a gam of ches. That is a form of bastardized English. Translation: *Lot's of inthusiasm* Did you know that I could beat anyone in a game of Chess? If you wish to see more of Bastardized English, go to the chat boards of www.neopets.com.
by Karl Marx December 19, 2004
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Christmas

A holiday supposedly celebrating the birth of Jesus Chirst, man who meant well but now is the cause of all the problems in the world because people missinterpretted him. But I digress, Chirstmas has been bastardized by Capitalists in the western society. It is nothing more than a holiday based on commercial greed.
Billy:"My teacher says that if I'm good Santa will give me presents!"
Some guy who knows what he is talking about: Well little Billy, your teacher is a lying fuck face. Christmas is nothing but an excuse for capitalists to get money. Capitalists are evil bastards. They shall all die.
by Karl Marx October 26, 2004
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ratman

1. supervillain, ratman appears only in darkness, his deeds of evil include starting portugese soccer riots, pouring beer in David Beckhams gold plated underpants, and knitting oversized jumpers for his mum.
Watchout David Beckham!!! Watchout for your arse, ratman is among us!!! There is evil among us master!!! Evil I say!!!
by Karl Marx June 30, 2004
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rssXz

A nais nick. :) Used by the one and only..
by Karl Marx January 26, 2003
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carnivore

1. an organism that solely eats meat, or dead animal, or flesh of other organisms, etc., etc.

2. an organism with the brain power of an ant

3. a human IGNORANT of factory farms



Note: Most human carnivores/omnivores, especially those found on this website, are defensive about their eating habits, for, by eating meat, one supports and encourages the heinous cruelty in factory farms (see meetyourmeat.com)- an action that shouldn't be regarded as morally right. Some carnivores have good, viable reasons to be carnivorous, which should be respected by veg.ans. But most falter in that area. You can see this, because they are reduced to making fun of veg.ans with vacuous, fatuous attempts at an insult.
I can't believe those carnivores made fun of my veganism as a tenant of my religion; I don't go around bashing Christian, right-wing, ignorant fundamentalists' moral principles!


Carnivores have often defended their diet by referring to all of man and woman's history, in which meat was eaten. Unfortunately, they neglect the fact that slavery and mass genocide was endorsed by generations upon generations of people as well. Whoops!
by karl marx January 4, 2005
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