Karl Marx's definitions
The largest, most successful virtual pet website on the internet. If you are going to go to neopets, be prepared to be bombarded by Capitalism, and idiocy. If you choose to wander into their chat boards heed this warning. Your eyes may be bleed at the horrible illiteracy displayed on this site. If you are an anglophile, then you will most certainly die.
Nothing can prepare you for the horror of the example I will soon type.
WARNING IF YOU ARE AN ANGLOPHILE, YOU WILL DIE AFTER READING THIS!
Still wanting to go on? WARNING! COMPLETE STUPIDTY AHEAD!
This is your final WARNING!
boyz n gurlz chat!
dos n e 1 no how to get a paintbrush
lolzzzzzzzz i hav a bf at skool. i luv boyz. my boi friend is sooooo hot-neopets user.
WARNING IF YOU ARE AN ANGLOPHILE, YOU WILL DIE AFTER READING THIS!
Still wanting to go on? WARNING! COMPLETE STUPIDTY AHEAD!
This is your final WARNING!
boyz n gurlz chat!
dos n e 1 no how to get a paintbrush
lolzzzzzzzz i hav a bf at skool. i luv boyz. my boi friend is sooooo hot-neopets user.
by Karl Marx November 3, 2004
Get the Neopetsmug. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.
by Karl Marx August 13, 2003
Get the religionmug. Devotion to material wealth (tangible objects) It is also a philosophy that states that all things, will eventually be explained by physical properties. Most Westerners are materialists. Which means they are bastards who crave material wealth and will go to no end to get more. See Capitalism Materialism will be the downfall of society.
by Karl Marx October 14, 2004
Get the Materialismmug. The only device ever created that can exceed the pleasure of sex. Halo 2 will be the best game ever. It is truly tEh 1337 pWnage badasstastic game. Nothing can even compare to Halo 2.
Evil Towel:You will have to choose, Towlie, between saving your friends, or playing Halo 2.
Towlie:I choose, HALO 2!
Towlie:I choose, HALO 2!
by Karl Marx November 3, 2004
Get the Halo 2mug. 1. supervillain, ratman appears only in darkness, his deeds of evil include starting portugese soccer riots, pouring beer in David Beckhams gold plated underpants, and knitting oversized jumpers for his mum.
Watchout David Beckham!!! Watchout for your arse, ratman is among us!!! There is evil among us master!!! Evil I say!!!
by Karl Marx June 30, 2004
Get the ratmanmug. Former Canadian Prime Minister (That means leader of the country for you Americans) and the only guy with the balls to not support Prejudice Bush. He was a fine leader who kept getting re-elected because Canada is full of Liberals(I love this country) He retired because, well I don't no why, and left an asshole in charge. Paul Martin fucked up big. Oh and his speech is off because half of his face is paralyzed.
by Karl Marx October 26, 2004
Get the Jean Chretienmug. 1)See Star Wars
2)See Gulf War 2
An act of enterprising. In other words, going from place to place, shoving your evil capitalist beliefs down everyones throats, then raiding the countries natural resources and leaving the country with 'freedom' Often used in the sentences with other words, like George Bush, Capitalism, OMFG Bush is a bastard and, WTF is americas problem?! Oil is the number 1 cause of imperialism.
2)See Gulf War 2
An act of enterprising. In other words, going from place to place, shoving your evil capitalist beliefs down everyones throats, then raiding the countries natural resources and leaving the country with 'freedom' Often used in the sentences with other words, like George Bush, Capitalism, OMFG Bush is a bastard and, WTF is americas problem?! Oil is the number 1 cause of imperialism.
OMFG, George Bush is such a fucked up imperialist/capitalist bastard, WTF is americas problem? SIMPLE! GEORGE BUSH!
by Karl Marx October 14, 2004
Get the Imperialismmug.