An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.
That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier
Answer: Poop Sommelier
by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024
by karl hungus February 10, 2005
by Karl Hungus January 12, 2004
The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked ‘What are you doing?’ The proper response would be ‘Pissin’. Also known as a Hellion Hello.
That lazy bastard Dean wouldn’t wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.
by Karl Hungus October 31, 2019
The guy who everybody knows, and ax's for by name when someone's wife needs busting out. He is also known as is Cuckoldus Bustemoutis. The cucks who need this service are usually uptight and hypertensive, and a large percentage have small heads and weiners, and shriveled balls.
Ole Cuck Buster was at it again, Staci called it with Amanda. She got tooled out like nobody's business and of course her husband paid the bill for lunch. Next thing you know, the kids will be calling him uncle Charlie.
by Karl Hungus March 19, 2023
Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 05, 2023
Typically, a man's mustache grown to the point that it is panty dropper to say the least. It is as thick as it is long, and as full and lustrous as one could possibly dream of. It is a walking advertisement for mustache rides. Which only make it grow even more thicker.
Those hipsters are really trying to grow mustaches, but Thomas Magnum has a true moistache. You can tell by the way that it is. Sploosh!
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023