Definitions by Kandi Klover

haznig 

Hazardous Nigger

Wordplay on HazMat and Hazardous Material.

What the Moderator Staff of NiggerMania are commonly called.

Yeah some jiggaboo was up in here stinking up the threads so the haznig banned it

haznig by Kandi Klover November 6, 2013

pussy fapping

To masturbate one's vagina.

Especially when it makes the sticky wet sounds.

Emily is pussy fapping loud again to furry porn

pussy fapping by Kandi Klover October 21, 2013

chris gaines 

Garth Brooks in a wig

Sgt: Just for that Griffin you have to listen to a track from this Chris Gaines album.

Brian: This is so stupid it's just Garth Brooks in a wig

Sgt: That's it the whole album plus the bonus track!

Stewie: Oh and it's a ballad

chris gaines by Kandi Klover October 16, 2013

SYP 

Smack Yo Pussy!

Nikki Seven: You could SYP

Emily Taylor: huh

Nikki Seven:Smack Yo Pussy!
Go ahead. Smack you pussy.
Just smack the fuck out of it!
Be all like, bitch I own you! Smack!

SYP by Kandi Klover October 8, 2013

BoneWork

Masturbating

Francine: "I thought you said he was doing his bonework"

BoneWork by Kandi Klover October 2, 2013