Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man's definitions

brain fungus

An addictive electronic program or device that absorbs the intelligence and creativity out of people.

Man, I got so dumb after a year of using Youtube every day. It's no wonder I have straight C's after watching that brain fungus.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 2, 2010

Air Jedis

A brand of shoes similar to Air Jordans that provide even more insane ballin' skills with the Force.

I completely took that guy to the cleaners in my new Air Jedis. I went straight Anakin on his ass.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

Academiac

A person who is off-the-charts brilliant and insanely devoted to studying.

Poindexter hasn't seen sunlight all week. All that academiac does is read his stupid dictionary.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 21, 2010

fratnatic

An obnoxious frat boy who hangs out with the boys way too much. Combination of "frat" and "fanatic".

Frat Guy 1: Dude, Johnson is a total fratnatic. He needs to

meet some ladies.

Frat Guy 2: Agreed. He's been having a little too much bro

time.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

Puntential

The quality of having a great future in creating puns.

Person 1: I can sense that Jimmy has a lot of puntential.

Person 2: As do I. His mind is opun to many possibilities.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

dickini

Synonymous with "man thong". A combination of "dick" and "bikini".

Cindy: Wow, Steve does not have enough package to be rocking that dickini. Not a good move.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man December 1, 2010

Butt Boarding

When someone sits on their ass for too long. Not to be confused with exercise.

Dexter, World of Warcraft has kept you butt boarding far too long. Go meet some girls.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010