Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man's definitions

brain fungus

An addictive electronic program or device that absorbs the intelligence and creativity out of people.

Man, I got so dumb after a year of using Youtube every day. It's no wonder I have straight C's after watching that brain fungus.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 2, 2010

Air Jedis

A brand of shoes similar to Air Jordans that provide even more insane ballin' skills with the Force.

I completely took that guy to the cleaners in my new Air Jedis. I went straight Anakin on his ass.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

Academiac

A person who is off-the-charts brilliant and insanely devoted to studying.

Poindexter hasn't seen sunlight all week. All that academiac does is read his stupid dictionary.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 21, 2010

dickini

Synonymous with "man thong". A combination of "dick" and "bikini".

Cindy: Wow, Steve does not have enough package to be rocking that dickini. Not a good move.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man December 1, 2010

Puntential

The quality of having a great future in creating puns.

Person 1: I can sense that Jimmy has a lot of puntential.

Person 2: As do I. His mind is opun to many possibilities.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

Evillain

Quite possibly the most diabolical variety of villain on the planet, due to his evilness.

I thought I knew evil until I met Dr. Darkness. That evillain makes an arsonist look like the founder of a children's hospital.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 2, 2010

Oblitterate

A combination of "litter" and "obliterate". To completely trash a place.

After my house party, I basically needed a trash compactor because the place was so oblitterated.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010