Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man's definitions

dickini

Synonymous with "man thong". A combination of "dick" and "bikini".

Cindy: Wow, Steve does not have enough package to be rocking that dickini. Not a good move.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man December 1, 2010

Academiac

A person who is off-the-charts brilliant and insanely devoted to studying.

Poindexter hasn't seen sunlight all week. All that academiac does is read his stupid dictionary.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 21, 2010

fallergies

Various irritants that descend upon humans and plague them during the fall season. A combination of "fall" and "allergies."

I'm expecting the worst when the 1st round of fallergies hits me.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 4, 2010

Evillain

Quite possibly the most diabolical variety of villain on the planet, due to his evilness.

I thought I knew evil until I met Dr. Darkness. That evillain makes an arsonist look like the founder of a children's hospital.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 2, 2010

brain fungus

An addictive electronic program or device that absorbs the intelligence and creativity out of people.

Man, I got so dumb after a year of using Youtube every day. It's no wonder I have straight C's after watching that brain fungus.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 2, 2010

Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

Puntential

The quality of having a great future in creating puns.

Person 1: I can sense that Jimmy has a lot of puntential.

Person 2: As do I. His mind is opun to many possibilities.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010