Air Jedis

A brand of shoes similar to Air Jordans that provide even more insane ballin' skills with the Force.

I completely took that guy to the cleaners in my new Air Jedis. I went straight Anakin on his ass.

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brain fungus

An addictive electronic program or device that absorbs the intelligence and creativity out of people.

Man, I got so dumb after a year of using Youtube every day. It's no wonder I have straight C's after watching that brain fungus.

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A combination of "hug" and "juggernaut". One of those annoying clingy people that relentlessly give you hugs.

Person 1: Oh my gosh Sally is a total huggernaut.

Person 2: Tell me about it. She latches onto me like a spider

monkey every time she sees me.

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The quality of having a great future in creating puns.

Person 1: I can sense that Jimmy has a lot of puntential.

Person 2: As do I. His mind is opun to many possibilities.

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A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

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A person who is off-the-charts brilliant and insanely devoted to studying.

Poindexter hasn't seen sunlight all week. All that academiac does is read his stupid dictionary.

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The inability to communicate due to intoxication from drinking beer. A combination of "incoherent" and "beer."

GUY 1:Dude, I knew Steve was incobeerent when he tried to

spell "apple" with prime numbers.

GUY 2: Yeah man, he really needs to lay off the sauce.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man September 30, 2010

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