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"free pizza"

It is the act of copulating, sex, bumping ugly's, or something along the lines of that.
mike: Hey danica, lets go to my house, and get some free pizza!
danica: FREE PIZZA! ALRIGHT! I love pizza!
mike: Your a fuckin' dip! (dip shit) nvm I guess im just going to have to teabag you.

me and my girlfriend are constantly having free pizza.
by kamel_reds March 25, 2008
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Apathetic Pessimism

(1.)The point of not caring about anyone or anything, and if tries to convince you otherwise, you fully disagree using examples. You only say the negative side, as you see the world as: over populated by idiots, and stupidity running rampant.

(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.

(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.
1.)You have a really nice life, glad your creationist parents raised you to par. I honestly don't care though, you can take your faith and intimately shove it.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!

2.)... you have an idea.

3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.
by kamel_reds February 14, 2009
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OMGF

1. Oh My God, Fuck!

Back in 03' or 04' I was about 14 and was wasting my life playing a MMORPG called Runescape. I was on my level 60...
I had like 84 strength at the time, and was fighting a tank ranger. he had full rune (g).
I saw he was at about quarter health, so I pulled the rune 2h. I slammed a 24 almost instantly, killing him, and as he fell over his last words where: OMGF
It was amazing, me and my friend started laughing our asses off.
Despite his extremely high defense, I managed to finish him off with the rune 2h.
His final words where: OMGF
It's only 1.2 million gp... not too bad.
by kamel_reds February 17, 2009
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Rune (g)

Gold trimmed runite armor, from the MMORPG Runescape.
Street price can be found at Zybez.
Chodemaster5: Yo, that armor is dope, must have costed a fortune!
Kamel_Reds: Just got back from castle pk'ing, this tank ranger was wearing it.
Eagleman483: That's rune (g) noob.
by kamel_reds February 17, 2009
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Queef And Run

n. The ungodly sour wind that comes out of a girls vagina after taking too much cock in her lifetime.

Usually embarrassing the perpetrator causing them to leave after you say "I have to pee."
Lonewolf688: How was your date?

Kamel_reds: It was all good... until she pulled a queef and run! I think she ganked most of my condoms too!

Lonewolf688: What a skanky bitch.
by kamel_reds February 26, 2009
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lmbc

xx420blazeitxx: omfg
Yolo Swaggins: stfu pleb
Gainzasaurus Flex: LmBC
by kamel_reds May 8, 2015
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