13 definitions by Kamel_Reds
Speedy Bj: The act of tazering a hoe to give faster head.
It must be done while she is in the act of providing oral sex.
1 more use for a condom: avoiding electric shock when tazering a hoe to make her give a faster bj.
The result is the energizer bunny effect aka "Speedy Bj."
Give her a free perm.
Lack of a condom could be a shocking experience.
Just tip her well.
It must be done while she is in the act of providing oral sex.
1 more use for a condom: avoiding electric shock when tazering a hoe to make her give a faster bj.
The result is the energizer bunny effect aka "Speedy Bj."
Give her a free perm.
Lack of a condom could be a shocking experience.
Just tip her well.
Guy: Hey bro how was your friday?
Guy2: It was great, I got a speedy bj!
Guy: How much did that cost?
Guy2: $200 and a few teeth marks.
Guy2: It was great, I got a speedy bj!
Guy: How much did that cost?
Guy2: $200 and a few teeth marks.
by Kamel_Reds January 25, 2010
1. Oh My God, Fuck!
Back in 03' or 04' I was about 14 and was wasting my life playing a MMORPG called Runescape. I was on my level 60...
I had like 84 strength at the time, and was fighting a tank ranger. he had full rune (g).
I saw he was at about quarter health, so I pulled the rune 2h. I slammed a 24 almost instantly, killing him, and as he fell over his last words where: OMGF
It was amazing, me and my friend started laughing our asses off.
Back in 03' or 04' I was about 14 and was wasting my life playing a MMORPG called Runescape. I was on my level 60...
I had like 84 strength at the time, and was fighting a tank ranger. he had full rune (g).
I saw he was at about quarter health, so I pulled the rune 2h. I slammed a 24 almost instantly, killing him, and as he fell over his last words where: OMGF
It was amazing, me and my friend started laughing our asses off.
Despite his extremely high defense, I managed to finish him off with the rune 2h.
His final words where: OMGF
It's only 1.2 million gp... not too bad.
His final words where: OMGF
It's only 1.2 million gp... not too bad.
by Kamel_Reds February 18, 2009
n. The ungodly sour wind that comes out of a girls vagina after taking too much cock in her lifetime.
Usually embarrassing the perpetrator causing them to leave after you say "I have to pee."
Usually embarrassing the perpetrator causing them to leave after you say "I have to pee."
Lonewolf688: How was your date?
Kamel_reds: It was all good... until she pulled a queef and run! I think she ganked most of my condoms too!
Lonewolf688: What a skanky bitch.
Kamel_reds: It was all good... until she pulled a queef and run! I think she ganked most of my condoms too!
Lonewolf688: What a skanky bitch.
by Kamel_Reds February 27, 2009
(1.)The point of not caring about anyone or anything, and if tries to convince you otherwise, you fully disagree using examples. You only say the negative side, as you see the world as: over populated by idiots, and stupidity running rampant.
(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.
(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.
(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.
(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.
1.)You have a really nice life, glad your creationist parents raised you to par. I honestly don't care though, you can take your faith and intimately shove it.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!
2.)... you have an idea.
3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!
2.)... you have an idea.
3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.
by Kamel_Reds February 14, 2009
Mushroom Booster = Vitamin C
If you feel somewhat suicidal, consider taking a few thousand milligrams of vitamin C with your Eighth.
Vitamin C can higher the affect, and make it hit faster and harder than anyone could expect. It highly adds to the visual aspect as well.
Commence nude hiking in a dark forrest.
If you feel somewhat suicidal, consider taking a few thousand milligrams of vitamin C with your Eighth.
Vitamin C can higher the affect, and make it hit faster and harder than anyone could expect. It highly adds to the visual aspect as well.
Commence nude hiking in a dark forrest.
by Kamel_Reds December 16, 2009
by Kamel_Reds March 26, 2008