KENNY's definitions

poserific

adj.; describing an action or event associated with a person who partakes of a fake identity for social reasons (SEE -poser-)

All your friends are going bowling to punk music? That's fuckin poserific, dude.

by Kenny March 10, 2003

fat elvis

eating a cheeseburger while taking a shit and recieving oral pleasure all at the same time

Jane gives the best fat elvis' in town!

by kenny July 27, 2004

jack sparrow

jack sparrow is one skilful cleric of the church of England impersonating a pirate

"i want you to know, i was rooting for you mate..know that!"

by kenny December 9, 2003

B.A.D.

meaning a car or something isnt working worth a fuck.

B.A.D.-broke ass down

person 1-man your car is bad
person 2-do u mean bas as in good
person 1-no i mean bad as Broke ASS Down nigga

by kenny June 26, 2004

gornage

Sweat on da ballz that dries and turns into a yellow crust.

Yo man...i got some heavy gornage from this weather.

by Kenny September 11, 2004

cat puke

Female ejaculation

Dude ryan when that girl squirted it looked like cat puke, ya kenny she needs to shave that bush

by kenny March 18, 2004

hex

local band from Yonkers, that can not keep a set line up. A band With no talent.
Drummer:can not make drum parts for new songs
Bassist:knows one bass line(not even his)
Singer:Can't sing or write
Guitarist:is creative core of the band

The guitarist writes everything.

by kenny March 23, 2004