klaased

being repeatedly and publicly humiliated, usually in a sexual matter, often the "two fingers"
man did u see that bitch, he just got klaased
by Kenny May 13, 2005
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fecus

the fecus looks funny in this light.
by kenny December 17, 2003
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quay

Used as the exact same thing as gay(annoying, stupid, etc...), but you can use it without fear of being Politically incorrect. No more gay people and liberals bitching at you anymore.
Man, that test we took today was quay to the max
by kenny April 22, 2004
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counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
by Kenny November 29, 2002
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hayhay

slang for the game of the gods...HALO
Sup dawg, yo wanna go play some hayhay
by Kenny May 17, 2004
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pori

comes from the south indian language of malayalam. it means to fart, or farted, or the act of farting. typical action after eating something or done for no particular reason while walking
he let out a pori
by kenny June 22, 2004
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biff

my biff got cut off by that giant tiki man.
by kenny December 22, 2003
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