KEN's definitions

melon fanny

Seen in obese women who wear tight fitting trousers. The area at the front between the navel and the vagina appears to have half a water melon stuffed down it.

Jeez, look at the melon fanny on her!

by Ken February 2, 2004

proper

To work the way a person or object is expected to.

I'm tellin' you Rufus, your ho is holding out on you. The bitch aint proper.

by Ken November 29, 2002

peckawood

This is an old southern term used by my grandmother. It is a disrespectful term for a white person similar to "cracker" or "honky." I believe it comes from the fact that woodpeckers have reddish hair up top like white people.

That 'ole peckawood tried to steal my land.

by Ken May 4, 2004

Caustik

Someone who can't think of anything better to say than "wtwftlmalfmoafmo".

13:44:03 caustik: wtwftlmalfmoafmo

by Ken January 21, 2004

guismo

Pronounced (guhw-ee-ss-moe)

1. It is a term normally used when some good news has come your way. Usually after the word wicked.

2. It can be used as a sarcastic or unenthusiastic response to bad news as well.

1. "dude, math doesn't excist anymore!"
"Wicked guismo!"

2. "dude, we have 2,000 tests tomorrow."
"oh...wicked guismo..thats just friggin great!"

by Ken September 15, 2005

Pers

When Kenneths run fast and guide you to safety, otherwise known as chins

Holy shit Kenneth is one hell of a pers

by ken April 2, 2004

awesomo

1)An awesome way of saying awesome.

2)A mock of the Japanese made robot, Asimo.

1)Rob: I got a PSP
Bob: That is awesomo!
2)"I am Awesomo." - Cartman

by Ken March 25, 2005