KEMMA SLAY's definitions

Number Seven

A type of pencil that nobody EVER uses, but someone will inevitably bring it to a test that specifically requires number two pencils and won't realize their mistake until they're at least halfway through.

My teacher's bringing extra number two pencils for the inevitable kid that brings a number seven pencil.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

I saw the cosine

"I saw the sign" for trigonometry geeks.

I saw the cosine, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the cosine.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Real sport

A phrase that cheerleaders and dancers use to describe their activities

Cheerleading is such a real sport!

I don't understand how you wouldn't consider dancing a real sport!

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

DIY Stressball

Something you will spend hours watching other people make on YouTube, but will never actually make yourself.

I really want a DIY Stressball, but it's a lot of effort to make.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

🔥🎶

The emoji equivalent to fire mixtape.

Dude listen to my 🔥🎶

by KEMMA SLAY June 28, 2016

Gale Fail

Basically the entire plot of The Hunger Games in two words. It is used as derogatory slang for the series.

Person #1: Did you like The Hunger Games?

Person #2: You mean that Gale Fail? I couldn't even finish reading that garbage.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Naptist Church

A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.

Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"

Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"

Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016