KEMMA SLAY's definitions

Naptist Church

A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.

Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"

Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"

Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Penstill

A pencil that is still just a pen and not a pencil at all.

Hey mate, can I borrow a pencil to fill out this scantron?

Nah bro, it's just a penstill, sorry.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Number Seven

A type of pencil that nobody EVER uses, but someone will inevitably bring it to a test that specifically requires number two pencils and won't realize their mistake until they're at least halfway through.

My teacher's bringing extra number two pencils for the inevitable kid that brings a number seven pencil.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Antiapple

Someone who is against buying Apple products.

I bought an android because I'm antiapple.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

21

The correct number of pilots

How many pilots are there?

21.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Geckolocation

A quality that allows people to understand and communicate with reptiles.

Eric's lizards are so well behaved, he must have geckolocation.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Skeletin

A metal skeleton, derogatory word for someone who has had a lot of bone replacement surgery.

You're one hip replacement away from becoming a skeletin

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016