KEMMA SLAY's definitions

Number Seven

A type of pencil that nobody EVER uses, but someone will inevitably bring it to a test that specifically requires number two pencils and won't realize their mistake until they're at least halfway through.

My teacher's bringing extra number two pencils for the inevitable kid that brings a number seven pencil.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Antiapple

Someone who is against buying Apple products.

I bought an android because I'm antiapple.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

🐋

The ugly emoji whale. Can be used to insult weight/appearance. Much more severe than 🐳.

I think Shelly gained weight, have you seen her recently?

IKR 🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋

by KEMMA SLAY June 28, 2016

Nail German

The opposite of Nail Polish.

I don't like wearing nail German.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Beer Cheer

The feeling of happiness that results from drinking copious amounts of beer

Do you feel the beer cheer yet?

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Naptist Church

A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.

Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"

Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"

Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Gale Fail

Basically the entire plot of The Hunger Games in two words. It is used as derogatory slang for the series.

Person #1: Did you like The Hunger Games?

Person #2: You mean that Gale Fail? I couldn't even finish reading that garbage.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016