Definitions by KAMISAMA HATES YOU

Goofy Goober 

I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goober, YEAH

I'm a goofy goober

Goofy Goober by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 17, 2016

Satan 

Me.

I am Satan...

Satan by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 11, 2016

Lolita 

A pedophiles dream.

That lolita should really wear some clothes...

Lolita by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 11, 2016

Panties 

Those things that will inevitably be ruined on your period. They also tend to be removed by other people during sexual interactions. They are typically stored in drawers and you should probably wash them, otherwise they're going to end up not smelling very nice.

My friend and I really like to compare panties. That's not weird, right?

Panties by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 11, 2016

Church of Satan 

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.

The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.

Church of Satan by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016