Crustulations on the buttocks caused by the excess recievance of jizzum during doggy-style sex. Common ailment amongst aged homosexuals.
Elton John is a hardass
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An outwardly strong, intelligent, street smart woman or girl of any age who is not easily swayed, led, or taken advantage of. She is in possession of control without consternation, handling both situations and people with confidence. This individual is not to be taken in by flattery, sweet talk, jive or glib conversation. She has an awareness of herself,enjoying full knowledge of WHO she is. Not afraid to say what she thinks in no uncertain terms; cuts to the chase.
Despite advances woman have made in today's societal structure, a confident assertive woman is still often referred to as a "bitch". Someone calls you a "bitch"? you say, "is that with a capital "B"? 'Cause, yes, I'm a New York Bitch!"
by Kai February 18, 2005