Brown Eye Back Fire

A Brown Eye Back Fire is when you take a dump and when the poop hits the water in the toilet it splashes up on your butthole. It is the most disgusting feeling in the world that everyone you’ve ever met has experienced.
Guy on toilet: “(splash) AHHHHHHHH

Guy’s wife: “What’s going on in there?”

Guy on Toilet: “Fucking Brown Eye Back Fire.”
by K1LL_4_FUN April 08, 2011
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Dirty Pepper Salad

To attempt a Dirty Pepper Salad one needs to have a "dirty girl", a bottle of Tabasco Sauce, and an appetite for anal destruction.

First you need to apply the Tabasco Sauce to the dirty girls asshole (its best for the girl to be drunk at this point to avoid a violent struggle). After the Tabasco Sauce is applied liberally, go to town tossing that Dirty Pepper Salad.

Caution: Do not go near a Dirty Pepper Salad with your wiener, if wiener contact is unavoidable, don't be a fool wrap your tool.

The Dirty Pepper Salad has also been called the "Spicy Brown Eye" and in China it has been called "General Tso's Dirty Nephew".
Mary: "Why do you have that Tabasco Sauce?"

Buck: "I like my Dirty Pepper Salad nice and HOT!"
by K1LL_4_FUN March 14, 2011
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Tuesday Troll

A Tuesday Troll is a woman that is not very good looking but you would consider taking her home as long as your friends won't find out about it.

No one in the history of bars or trolls has ever gone to a bar looking for a Tuesday troll, but 6 beers later anything can happen.

If you go to a Bar on a Tuesday Night be prepared to see more than your fair share of Trolls because its been proven by science and black magic that the Trolls are most active on Tuesdays between 4:00pm and 12:00am.
Dave: "Hey man you wanna come out to the bar tonight?"

Wayne: "Isn't today Tuesday?"

Dave: "Holy shit I almost forgot, Tuesday Night is Troll Night."

Wayne: "Yep, Tuesday Trolls are nothin but trouble."
by K1LL_4_FUN March 18, 2011
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