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African-roulette

African-Roulette is no laughing matter, it is one of the most dangerous games in all of the world; it is estimated that nearly 10,000 Africans die each year as a direct result of losing in African roulette.

African-Roulette is when a man has heterosexual intercourse with another consenting adult without a condom, the only catch is that the woman is African, which means that there is an 86.3% chance that she is HIV+.

When a man takes a chance like this and loses he dies 99.999999% of the time, Infact the only documented case of a someone living for more than six months after losing at "AR" is the "Magic Man" himself Magic Johnson, who actually set an international record for most "AR" wins in a row with 5, (two of which were three-ways).
"Hi kids my name is Magic Johnson and if you want to grow up like me you should play African-Roulette on the reg."-Magic Johnson
African-roulette by K1LL_4_FUN March 14, 2011

Greasy Guido Tears

Greasy Guido Tears are produced whenever a member of the "Jersey Shore" cries uncontrollably. Greasy Guido Tears can be caused by any number of things, intoxication, break-ups, lack of hair gel, ect.

Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.
Bill: "Did you see how much Ronnie cried last night on Jersey Shore?"

Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"

Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"

Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"

Dirty Pepper Salad 

To attempt a Dirty Pepper Salad one needs to have a "dirty girl", a bottle of Tabasco Sauce, and an appetite for anal destruction.

First you need to apply the Tabasco Sauce to the dirty girls asshole (its best for the girl to be drunk at this point to avoid a violent struggle). After the Tabasco Sauce is applied liberally, go to town tossing that Dirty Pepper Salad.

Caution: Do not go near a Dirty Pepper Salad with your wiener, if wiener contact is unavoidable, don't be a fool wrap your tool.

The Dirty Pepper Salad has also been called the "Spicy Brown Eye" and in China it has been called "General Tso's Dirty Nephew".
Mary: "Why do you have that Tabasco Sauce?"

Buck: "I like my Dirty Pepper Salad nice and HOT!"