K1LL_4_FUN's definitions
Greasy Guido Tears are produced whenever a member of the "Jersey Shore" cries uncontrollably. Greasy Guido Tears can be caused by any number of things, intoxication, break-ups, lack of hair gel, ect.
Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.
Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.
Bill: "Did you see how much Ronnie cried last night on Jersey Shore?"
Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"
Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"
Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"
Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"
Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"
Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"
by K1LL_4_FUN March 14, 2011
Get the Greasy Guido Tearsmug. Human Extrament is not poop, instead it is anything "extra" that comes out of the ass. Included in the category of Extrament are: Farts, Anal Leakage, Blood, ect.
Bill: "Dude I've got the worst swamp ass of all time!"
Harry: "Dude I get Human Extrament everytime I eat Thai food."
Bill: "Word."
Harry: "Dude I get Human Extrament everytime I eat Thai food."
Bill: "Word."
by K1LL_4_FUN March 18, 2011
Get the Human Extramentmug. A Snake Skin Surprise or The Dirty Snake Skin is when you amass a collection of used condoms, preferably used during anal sex, and then you leave them in strange unsuspecting areas.
A Snake Skin Surprise is best when it is a subtle suprise, so instead of putting the snake skin in the bathroom sink you should put it in a box of cotton swabs, or underneath a box of razor blades.
Other good spots to leave a Dirty Snake Skin are: behind a TV, underneath couch cushions, in glove boxes, toothpaste drawer.
A Snake Skin Surprise is best when it is a subtle suprise, so instead of putting the snake skin in the bathroom sink you should put it in a box of cotton swabs, or underneath a box of razor blades.
Other good spots to leave a Dirty Snake Skin are: behind a TV, underneath couch cushions, in glove boxes, toothpaste drawer.
by K1LL_4_FUN March 17, 2011
Get the Snake Skin Suprisemug.