K. Itty's definitions

metawork

Trivial or unnecessary work done to avoid having to perform the real task at hand while simultaneously taking the credit for it.

In the business world, metawork often manifests itself in the form of meetings, mission statements, project planning, or anything else that lets a person become part of the team without actually doing something productive.

Eight people were required to complete that project on-time, but six of them were only doing metawork. Had it only been the remaining two they would have finished it in half the time.

by K. Itty December 25, 2005

send a fax to cleveland

Euphemism for taking a shit. Often used in a business or formal setting to explain a prolonged bathroom break while maintaining a professional appearance.

Sorry I'm late, but I had to send a fax to Cleveland and it was several pages long.

by K. Itty February 15, 2005

v-nut

Short for "varicose nut." When one testicle is considerably larger than another, often due to bloodflow-related issues.

Ain't no girl gonna be able to fit that v-nut in her mouth.

by K. Itty February 15, 2005

wiltonhood

Hardcore neighborhood in Baltimore.

Keep your head low when rolling through Wiltonhood or else you might get capped.

by K. Itty February 15, 2005

rootysoon

Sooner than soon. Often used for emphasis when urgency is required.

You better finish off that 40 rootysoon before it gets warm.

by K. Itty February 15, 2005

Go back like car seats

To be familiar with something or somebody for a long time.

"Of course I know Dee; she and I go back like car seats."

by K. Itty May 14, 2005