Jz Theory's definitions

JZ

A shorter way to write Jeff Zhao. Sounds less like a china man name.

"Yo, JZ, ma nigga!"

by JZ Theory June 25, 2003

JZ

wow...i was actually pretty good at cs...to think my twin sucks. shit thats bad.

"I hate my name!! I has been defiled! You suck will, even though you're the praiser."

by JZ Theory June 25, 2003

Rebirth

a non existant band cooked up by ramzi ghazaleh/ramzi and jeff zhao

Jeff Zhao: "Rebirth ain't goin nowhere"

by JZ Theory June 25, 2003

the one

1 n. You can call yourself this if you can dodge/deflect/stop bullets ad wear tight shades.
2 n.a matrix nerd who calls himself this to be "way cool *snort*"

Computer - "Wake up, Neo."
The One - "No, I was having that arousing dream about my mom."

by Jz Theory June 25, 2003