14 definitions by Jvarna5
Keisha: "MMMmmm, I love me some cracklings!!" Chomp, Chomp.
Ray-ray: "Damn, ho! You keep eating those cracklings, and I'll be frying yo ass and sellin it!"
Terell: "Fuck, nigga! I had a dream that a hundred little cracklins tied me up and forced me to listen to Barry Manilow! Then they made me take out a high-interest loan!"
Bank: " That wasn't a dream. You're being evicted. Oh, I love Manilow!!"
Ray-ray: "Damn, ho! You keep eating those cracklings, and I'll be frying yo ass and sellin it!"
Terell: "Fuck, nigga! I had a dream that a hundred little cracklins tied me up and forced me to listen to Barry Manilow! Then they made me take out a high-interest loan!"
Bank: " That wasn't a dream. You're being evicted. Oh, I love Manilow!!"
by Jvarna5 March 15, 2008
The look of crackheads after they have just gotten their "fix." Usually accompanied with red lips. And they mumble a lot.
Crackhead: "Humm, mumm,hmmm... you got...some change?"
Me: "Stop giving me the crackhead stare!!" (Punches crackhead's teeth out)
Crackhead: "Bluuhhh, huuuhhh....I'll sell you these teeth..."
Me: "Stop giving me the crackhead stare!!" (Punches crackhead's teeth out)
Crackhead: "Bluuhhh, huuuhhh....I'll sell you these teeth..."
by Jvarna5 January 30, 2008
A sorority girl who is the mentor of a new sorority (statistic) member. New members zealously love their "big sis", and they usually proclaim their love by window-chalking "I LUV MY BIG SIS!!!" all over their car.
New sorority girl: "I love my big sis!! I love her, I love her, I love her, I love her, I love her..."
New sorority girl's boyfriend: "Uhhh..."
New sorority girl's boyfriend: "Uhhh..."
by Jvarna5 January 29, 2008
The guy who repeatedly calls and emails you to come to Dianetics office to take a personality test. Really, it's just another way to convince you to buy more scientology crap.
Jon: "I honestly don't want to be a scientologist."
Greg: "Ha, HA, HA, ha...I knew you would say that.That's why I want you to purchase this workbook from Ron, it explains exactly how you are feeling right now."
Jon: "Tom Cruise is gay."
Greg: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Jon: "Ha, got rid of that scientology salesman."
Greg: "Ha, HA, HA, ha...I knew you would say that.That's why I want you to purchase this workbook from Ron, it explains exactly how you are feeling right now."
Jon: "Tom Cruise is gay."
Greg: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Jon: "Ha, got rid of that scientology salesman."
by Jvarna5 February 1, 2008
Fraternity that the rejects of college join. Fat nerds join this frat so they can wear the t-shirt. Membership is open to anyone and everyone, because they have NO standards. Getting drunk and playing X-Box is how they roll.
Also known as "Date-a-guy"
Also known as "Date-a-guy"
Nerd guy 1: "Hooray! I'm in a frat! I'm cool now!"
Nerd guy 2: " Your XO shirt is cute. Do me. In the butt."
Professor: "Hmmm, Theta Xi has created another homo. Curse them!!!"
Nerd guy 2: " Your XO shirt is cute. Do me. In the butt."
Professor: "Hmmm, Theta Xi has created another homo. Curse them!!!"
by Jvarna5 January 29, 2008
Joey "the fag" Calzone: "Hey Jimmy, stop breaking my balls, will ya!!!
Jimmy "Dingleberry" Dinello: "Yo Jimmy, I'll be breakin ya face is yous don't shut da hell up! Look at this guy!"
Jimmy "Dingleberry" Dinello: "Yo Jimmy, I'll be breakin ya face is yous don't shut da hell up! Look at this guy!"
by Jvarna5 January 29, 2008
Greg:"Sinus Supremus!"
Elliot: "Zero charisma!"
E.T.: "Both fags, they are..."
Datarock: "Seen as supremus, you better know she's a genus!"
Elliot: "Zero charisma!"
E.T.: "Both fags, they are..."
Datarock: "Seen as supremus, you better know she's a genus!"
by Jvarna5 March 15, 2008