Jvarna5's definitions
The Butt Gorilla is a nocturnal primate who climbs into young boy's windows at nite, and commences to have butt-secks with them. His voice sounds eerily like...your Dad's.
Boy: "Dad, I had a nightmare that a man in a gorilla suit humped my butt. And it really hurts!"
Dad (With a twinkle in his eye): "Oh, that ol Butt Gorilla must've visited you last night! Now hurry up and put this dress on!"
Dad (With a twinkle in his eye): "Oh, that ol Butt Gorilla must've visited you last night! Now hurry up and put this dress on!"
by jvarna5 January 30, 2008
Get the Butt Gorillamug. Ted Kennedy: "Ehhh, I'll have the Whoppa."
Cashier: "I think you've had enough, sir."
Ted Kennedy: "You shat your mouth, or I'll have you muddahd!"
Cashier: "I think you've had enough, sir."
Ted Kennedy: "You shat your mouth, or I'll have you muddahd!"
by jvarna5 February 1, 2008
Get the whoppamug. The look of crackheads after they have just gotten their "fix." Usually accompanied with red lips. And they mumble a lot.
Crackhead: "Humm, mumm,hmmm... you got...some change?"
Me: "Stop giving me the crackhead stare!!" (Punches crackhead's teeth out)
Crackhead: "Bluuhhh, huuuhhh....I'll sell you these teeth..."
Me: "Stop giving me the crackhead stare!!" (Punches crackhead's teeth out)
Crackhead: "Bluuhhh, huuuhhh....I'll sell you these teeth..."
by jvarna5 January 29, 2008
Get the crackhead staremug. Overpriced espresso beverage that usually has some artificial flavoring to take away the coffee taste. Be wary of loads of foam that tops it, or someone may think you've been giving BJs.
Chris:" What's in the Starbucks cup? Cappuccino?"
Jon: "Actually, the cup is empty. I just carry the cup around because it matches my emo glasses"
Jon: "Actually, the cup is empty. I just carry the cup around because it matches my emo glasses"
by jvarna5 January 28, 2008
Get the Cappuccinomug. The Mississippi and Alabama Gulf Coast that includes Biloxi, Gulf Shores, and Gulfport. The water tends to look like raw sewage and the air smells like sweaty tampons. The beaches are usually littered with broken beer bottles and old condoms. Fine dining along the beach consists of... a Waffle House.
Tyrone: "Where da hell you going in those confederate flag swimming trunks, T-Bob?!?"
T-Bob: "I reckon I'm going to Biloxi beach."
Tyrone: "That ain't no beach, you dumb cracka! That's just the redneck riviera!!!"
T-Bob: "I reckon I'm going to Biloxi beach."
Tyrone: "That ain't no beach, you dumb cracka! That's just the redneck riviera!!!"
by jvarna5 January 28, 2008
Get the redneck rivieramug. Fraternity that the rejects of college join. Fat nerds join this frat so they can wear the t-shirt. Membership is open to anyone and everyone, because they have NO standards. Getting drunk and playing X-Box is how they roll.
Also known as "Date-a-guy"
Also known as "Date-a-guy"
Nerd guy 1: "Hooray! I'm in a frat! I'm cool now!"
Nerd guy 2: " Your XO shirt is cute. Do me. In the butt."
Professor: "Hmmm, Theta Xi has created another homo. Curse them!!!"
Nerd guy 2: " Your XO shirt is cute. Do me. In the butt."
Professor: "Hmmm, Theta Xi has created another homo. Curse them!!!"
by jvarna5 January 28, 2008
Get the theta ximug. Drop-kicking a potential "baby-mama" down the stairs.
Keisha: "I ain't had no puriod yet, so you gon haf to take me to da woman clinic to get anotha abortion."
Terell: "That place is fo' rich-ass white folks! I'm takin you to tha Ghetto Abortion clinic!"
Keisha: "Where that is?"
(Terell leaps five feet in the air, delivers a swift kick to Keisha's forehead, which sends her down five flights of stairs)
Terell: "Aww, snap
Terell: "That place is fo' rich-ass white folks! I'm takin you to tha Ghetto Abortion clinic!"
Keisha: "Where that is?"
(Terell leaps five feet in the air, delivers a swift kick to Keisha's forehead, which sends her down five flights of stairs)
Terell: "Aww, snap
by jvarna5 January 30, 2008
Get the ghetto abortionmug.