Drop-kicking a potential "baby-mama" down the stairs.
Keisha: "I ain't had no puriod yet, so you gon haf to take me to da woman clinic to get anotha abortion."
Terell: "That place is fo' rich-ass white folks! I'm takin you to tha Ghetto Abortion clinic!"
Keisha: "Where that is?"
(Terell leaps five feet in the air, delivers a swift kick to Keisha's forehead, which sends her down five flights of stairs)
Terell: "Aww, snap
Terell: "That place is fo' rich-ass white folks! I'm takin you to tha Ghetto Abortion clinic!"
Keisha: "Where that is?"
(Terell leaps five feet in the air, delivers a swift kick to Keisha's forehead, which sends her down five flights of stairs)
Terell: "Aww, snap
by jvarna5 January 30, 2008
The guy who repeatedly calls and emails you to come to Dianetics office to take a personality test. Really, it's just another way to convince you to buy more scientology crap.
Jon: "I honestly don't want to be a scientologist."
Greg: "Ha, HA, HA, ha...I knew you would say that.That's why I want you to purchase this workbook from Ron, it explains exactly how you are feeling right now."
Jon: "Tom Cruise is gay."
Greg: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Jon: "Ha, got rid of that scientology salesman."
Greg: "Ha, HA, HA, ha...I knew you would say that.That's why I want you to purchase this workbook from Ron, it explains exactly how you are feeling right now."
Jon: "Tom Cruise is gay."
Greg: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Jon: "Ha, got rid of that scientology salesman."
by jvarna5 February 01, 2008
A sorority girl who is the mentor of a new sorority (statistic) member. New members zealously love their "big sis", and they usually proclaim their love by window-chalking "I LUV MY BIG SIS!!!" all over their car.
New sorority girl: "I love my big sis!! I love her, I love her, I love her, I love her, I love her..."
New sorority girl's boyfriend: "Uhhh..."
New sorority girl's boyfriend: "Uhhh..."
by jvarna5 January 29, 2008
Any combination of readily available ingredients stirred together in a pot or used soup-can over an open fire. Ingredients can include: Pigeons, fecal matter, babies, dogs, grass, fingers.
Best served with a vintage Merlot, but toilet wine will suffice.
Best served with a vintage Merlot, but toilet wine will suffice.
by jvarna5 January 30, 2008
The Mississippi and Alabama Gulf Coast that includes Biloxi, Gulf Shores, and Gulfport. The water tends to look like raw sewage and the air smells like sweaty tampons. The beaches are usually littered with broken beer bottles and old condoms. Fine dining along the beach consists of... a Waffle House.
Tyrone: "Where da hell you going in those confederate flag swimming trunks, T-Bob?!?"
T-Bob: "I reckon I'm going to Biloxi beach."
Tyrone: "That ain't no beach, you dumb cracka! That's just the redneck riviera!!!"
T-Bob: "I reckon I'm going to Biloxi beach."
Tyrone: "That ain't no beach, you dumb cracka! That's just the redneck riviera!!!"
by jvarna5 January 27, 2008
The look of crackheads after they have just gotten their "fix." Usually accompanied with red lips. And they mumble a lot.
Crackhead: "Humm, mumm,hmmm... you got...some change?"
Me: "Stop giving me the crackhead stare!!" (Punches crackhead's teeth out)
Crackhead: "Bluuhhh, huuuhhh....I'll sell you these teeth..."
Me: "Stop giving me the crackhead stare!!" (Punches crackhead's teeth out)
Crackhead: "Bluuhhh, huuuhhh....I'll sell you these teeth..."
by jvarna5 January 30, 2008
B-Loc: "Picture my car breaking down, my nigga!!!"
Lil Feces: "You probably need some earl up in yo shit, yea"
Lil Feces: "You probably need some earl up in yo shit, yea"
by jvarna5 January 31, 2008