Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Justin Herbert

Fauxmance

Fake romance. Can be most visibly observed in sappy love films and is a major component of love novels.

"That movie The Blue Lagoon was a total fauxmance flick."

by Justin Herbert April 9, 2009

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Shitties

Unfavorable breasts. Refers to the male or female bosom.

"Jesus, Jim. That whore has horrible shitties."

or;

"Jim, your dad has shitties."

by Justin Herbert December 9, 2008

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Khitten

Pronounced (KEY-ten) is slang for Asian takeout or buffet food. Khitten comes from the rumors suggesting stray cats are an integral component of Chinese food.

Analogous to mystery meat.

"So, did you go to Super Wok last night?"

"Yup. The fried khitten was delicious."

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

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Dude Brood

A dude brood, or dude brooding, is defined as when a man (dude) thinks moodily/anxiously or sulks.

"I heard Geoff got dumped by that slut Alicia."

"Yeah, he's having a dude brood session right now."

"What a puss."

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

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Generic replacement for Mountain Dew that one shouldn't purchase. Mello Yellow is considered generic as it is not Mountain Dew; despite it being produced by Coca-Cola. Most Mountain Don't's are produced by individual supermarket companies.

Characteristics of so-called Mountain Don't's include flat taste, lack of effect, and blandness.

Heee Haw (Hy-Vee), Citrus Drop (Kroger), Kountry Mist (Winn-Dixie), Mountain Breeze (Safeway), Mountain Lightning (Wal-Mart), Mountain Lion (Food Lion), Mountain Maze (Albertson's) and Moon Mist (Shasta/Faygo) are all Mountain Don't's.

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

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