Justin Herbert's definitions
An act in which a man masturbates on a bed, and just before ejaculating, jumps up and shoots his sticky goo-nuts to a ceiling. Bonus points if the semen dangles from the ceiling and stays there.
by Justin Herbert January 10, 2009
Get the barnaclemug. Fake romance. Can be most visibly observed in sappy love films and is a major component of love novels.
by Justin Herbert April 9, 2009
Get the Fauxmancemug. by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009
Get the Nutpercutmug. Literally, sexual dexterity. Sexterity can be gained through sexual experience(s), or in some cases, pharmaceuticals.
"Man, getting with Nadine gave me mad sexterity!"
or;
"That Viagra really gave me the sexterity to go all night."
or;
"That Viagra really gave me the sexterity to go all night."
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
Get the Sexteritymug. Generic replacement for Mountain Dew that one shouldn't purchase. Mello Yellow is considered generic as it is not Mountain Dew; despite it being produced by Coca-Cola. Most Mountain Don't's are produced by individual supermarket companies.
Characteristics of so-called Mountain Don't's include flat taste, lack of effect, and blandness.
Characteristics of so-called Mountain Don't's include flat taste, lack of effect, and blandness.
Heee Haw (Hy-Vee), Citrus Drop (Kroger), Kountry Mist (Winn-Dixie), Mountain Breeze (Safeway), Mountain Lightning (Wal-Mart), Mountain Lion (Food Lion), Mountain Maze (Albertson's) and Moon Mist (Shasta/Faygo) are all Mountain Don't's.
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
Get the Mountain Don'tmug. Slang term for Mountain Dew, now known as Mtn Dew. Portmanteau of Dew and brewskie (slang term for beer).
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
Get the Dewskiemug. "I heard Geoff got dumped by that slut Alicia."
"Yeah, he's having a dude brood session right now."
"What a puss."
"Yeah, he's having a dude brood session right now."
"What a puss."
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
Get the Dude Broodmug.