Definitions by Justin Herbert
jellol
Combination of "jello" and "lol." It has been speculated that this is the expression Bill Cosby uses in text messages as well as internet forums.
jellol by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
Fauxmance
Fake romance. Can be most visibly observed in sappy love films and is a major component of love novels.
Fauxmance by Justin Herbert April 9, 2009
Safford
A municipality in Graham County, Arizona where there is a noted overabundance of Mormon devotees, Mormon churches, Mormon children, Mormon laws, and idiots; usually associated with the Mormon faith.
Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.
Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.
Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.
Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.
"So, what did you think of Safford?"
"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."
"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."
Safford by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009
barnacle
An act in which a man masturbates on a bed, and just before ejaculating, jumps up and shoots his sticky goo-nuts to a ceiling. Bonus points if the semen dangles from the ceiling and stays there.
barnacle by Justin Herbert January 10, 2009
white falcon
A sexual act wherein a male ejaculates on a female or male whilst the ejaculatee is jumping. The main objective of the "move" is to hit the ejaculatee with the ejaculate whilst the ejaculatee is in midair.
"That bitch tried to jump out the window before I could bust my nut, so I White Falcon'd her in midair."
"Damn, yo."
"Damn, yo."
white falcon by Justin Herbert January 9, 2009