by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009
"I heard Geoff got dumped by that slut Alicia."
"Yeah, he's having a dude brood session right now."
"What a puss."
"Yeah, he's having a dude brood session right now."
"What a puss."
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
A municipality in Graham County, Arizona where there is a noted overabundance of Mormon devotees, Mormon churches, Mormon children, Mormon laws, and idiots; usually associated with the Mormon faith.
Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.
Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.
Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.
Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.
"So, what did you think of Safford?"
"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."
"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."
by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009
Literally, sexual dexterity. Sexterity can be gained through sexual experience(s), or in some cases, pharmaceuticals.
"Man, getting with Nadine gave me mad sexterity!"
or;
"That Viagra really gave me the sexterity to go all night."
or;
"That Viagra really gave me the sexterity to go all night."
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
Generic replacement for Mountain Dew that one shouldn't purchase. Mello Yellow is considered generic as it is not Mountain Dew; despite it being produced by Coca-Cola. Most Mountain Don't's are produced by individual supermarket companies.
Characteristics of so-called Mountain Don't's include flat taste, lack of effect, and blandness.
Characteristics of so-called Mountain Don't's include flat taste, lack of effect, and blandness.
Heee Haw (Hy-Vee), Citrus Drop (Kroger), Kountry Mist (Winn-Dixie), Mountain Breeze (Safeway), Mountain Lightning (Wal-Mart), Mountain Lion (Food Lion), Mountain Maze (Albertson's) and Moon Mist (Shasta/Faygo) are all Mountain Don't's.
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
Fake romance. Can be most visibly observed in sappy love films and is a major component of love novels.
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
The Xbox360 is a gaming console purpose-built to fail miserably at everything except taking your money.
Xbox360 is most commonly used by retards, wife beaters, weeaboos, furries, and douchebags.
Although considered superior by many, its extremely high failure rate, lack of 3rd-party hardware, and lack of high-resolution DVD support render the Xbox360 relatively useless.
Xbox360 is most commonly used by retards, wife beaters, weeaboos, furries, and douchebags.
Although considered superior by many, its extremely high failure rate, lack of 3rd-party hardware, and lack of high-resolution DVD support render the Xbox360 relatively useless.
by Justin Herbert April 12, 2009